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re: We Laugh At Your Puny Receivers

Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:23 am to
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:23 am to


Our true freshman wr laughs at your puny upperclassmen receivers.
Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
22206 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:23 am to
Gotta make them tall so they have a better chance of catching the shitty passes from Harris
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:24 am to


DK Metcalf (far right) is a create-a-player.
Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:25 am to
Chad Kelly is fat
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
64465 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:28 am to
Serviceable pass blocking this year and "Chad-bod" Kelly's making a run for the sec passing record.
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30458 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:32 am to
Post less.
Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:35 am to
Was only 200 off it last season right?
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:39 am to
Are you sure you didn't go to A&M, because that was ghey as frick.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
64465 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 7:46 am to
Yep. Obviously we lost our best target in treadwell but our overall Corp should be about the same as last. Stringfellow is a little more physical than treadwell was and we return our fastest wr from last season. Van Jefferson will have a break out year and you'll see engram really show out at TE.

If AJ brown or DK metcalf can adjust to SEC play....then our entire playbook might just change into nothing but 15+ yard passes
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37505 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 8:12 am to
Lol
Posted by DingDongEddieStrong
Member since Aug 2013
3779 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 8:13 am to
So that explains all the overthrows from Brandon Harris
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 8:28 am to
So LSU has 3 guys with 7' wingspan? I'm sure at the combine, those numbers will come back down to reality.
Posted by Dynamis
Member since Sep 2006
661 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 8:33 am to
I hate that more than a few of our fans are this juvenile.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16954 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 8:39 am to
I feel like you cut and pasted a Vol thread from the offseason 3 years ago
Posted by navynuke
Member since Jun 2016
4975 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 8:43 am to
If the QB doesn't put the ball inside the catch radius and they have waffle irons for hands, it doesn't matter how tall they are.
Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Nothing but 15+ yard passes





Worked pretty damn well for Bray in 2012
Posted by joechristoppher77
Ruston
Member since Apr 2006
5319 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 9:34 am to
I don't know about Anderson, but Jazz and Sullivan definitely do. I had a sideline reporter tell me Jazz has the biggest hands and reach he's ever seen. So yeah 3 could very well be true as Anderson is 6'5 just like Jazz, and Sullivan is 6'6. Jazz and Sullivan are both just shy of 230 as well
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30864 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 9:36 am to
We have won the title three times since we last lost to LSU, not twice. 2011, 2012, 2015.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 9:37 am to
We only learned about OBJ when he got to the NFL.
Posted by TheSwineAssault
The Delta
Member since Apr 2010
1616 posts
Posted on 8/13/16 at 9:46 am to
If lsu finds a qb and updates theTecmo Bowl playbook. (0ld nintendo game) they might throw a few complete passes this year.
This post was edited on 8/13/16 at 9:48 am
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