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UT Student almost dies after butt funneling alcohol

Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:50 pm
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Sometimes I love my school...and sometimes I just laugh

ETA: They gave out his name as well
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Aubie83
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm to
I saw a story on 20/20 Friday night about girls soaking tampons in vodka.
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33623 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm to
wow that is dumber than dumb

glad the student survived
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22045 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm to
There's gotta be a Tyler Bray beer can joke to go with this
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm to
Frats

Posted by tbonebrah
Member since Jul 2009
2290 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:51 pm to
100$ says daniel hood was the one who stuck the funnel in
Posted by wdeinttown
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2011
2976 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:52 pm to
Jesus titty-fricking Christ.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62505 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:52 pm to
I'm glad he didn't die because I'm laughing about this.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:52 pm to
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Police said the practice heightens and speeds up the process of alcohol entering the blood stream because it bypasses filtering by the liver.


at least he is saving his liver.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:53 pm to
I saw it on twitter when my friend RT'd it with the caption BUTT FUNNEL
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:53 pm to
somebody find his picture.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26646 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:54 pm to
Holy shite....
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22045 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:54 pm to
Think about it, this kid can never run for President or be pope with that kind of story forever on the internet.
Posted by ninetosix
Alabama
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53182 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:54 pm to
I'll take "Threads You Never Thought You'd See" for a thousand Alex.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24219 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:54 pm to
i enjoy a good butt chug from time to time. nothing wrong with that.
Posted by RoughRider
Third Coast
Member since Jul 2012
238 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:54 pm to

That kid is in for a rough week at school
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:55 pm to
lightweight.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62505 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Investigators are working to determine if Broughton was assaulted or engaged in the behavior on his own.
So it's a possibility someone got beer-raped?
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