Urban Meyer is such a whiny little bitch

Urban Statement #1:
We played a conservative game plan because Tennessee wasn't trying to win, they were playing not to lose.
What Urban really thinks:
I wanted to absolutely humiliate UT in every respect. There is nothing I would have enjoyed more. I wanted to beat UT 223-0. I wanted to call timeouts between attempted go routes in the waning seconds of the game. Unfortunately, we were only up 10 points at the end of the game. Calling timeouts when you're only up by 10 sort of just makes you look dumb. And, besides, Tebow probably would have gotten picked if we tried for a go route.

Urban Statement #2:
The reason we didn't win by more was because of the swine flu. Granted, none of our players actually had the swine flu, but it was definitely a factor.
What Urban really meant:
I am a homosexual

Lane Replay to Urban Statement #2
[after being asked if the Vols were worried about a flu bug after Meyer's postgame revelation that several Florida players were sick] "We'll wait and see, and after we're not excited about our performance we'll tell you that everybody was sick."
What Lane Really Meant:
Urban is a homosexual