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re: Updyke's Hideous Act was Cruel, but he saved Auburn from an embarrassing narrative

Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
12186 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:07 pm to
The summer or so before he poisoned them one of professors said the trees were doing great. They had a lot of new growth. Having an entire corner of asphalt and brick does tend to limit the amount of rainfall that can get to the roots though.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:07 pm to
For the life of me I’ll never understand why those people toilet paper their own trees.
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:07 pm to
a Texan, not an Alabamian, nor an alum
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
12186 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:08 pm to
Find a video of Auburn pressure washing the trees
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:10 pm to
Gumps are so fricking weird.
Posted by forestwhitackersgood
Dallas
Member since Jun 2019
3259 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:11 pm to
Updyke is an idiot but rolling trees with toilet paper is a stupid tradition..
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55052 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:14 pm to
What the hell is this shite?
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:28 pm to
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re: Updyke's Hideous Act was Cruel, but he saved Auburn from an embarrassing narrativePosted on 5/3/20 at 1:08 pm to AHM21
Find a video of Auburn pressure washing the trees


Better yet, read your own Alumni magazine which talks about pressure washing. Guess Auburn was lying about it to sabotage itself?
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 2:11 pm to
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FELLOW STATE OF ALABAMA CITIZEN

Citizen of Louisiana, retard.
Posted by Woodrow Wilson
Member since Feb 2014
360 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 2:11 pm to
Following UAT logic, if you kill someone then you can just plead that the victim was dying anyway. IMHO if God was going to give the earth an enema she would insert it in Tuscaloosa. I am so delighted that none of my family or loved ones are affliated with UAT.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 2:12 pm to
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nor an alum

95% of your fanbase as well. he's the prototype, not the outlier.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
8678 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 2:16 pm to
So you’re saying Updyke is the Dr Kevorkian of trees.
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 3:36 pm to
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re: Updyke's Hideous Act was Cruel, but he saved Auburn from an embarrassing narrativePosted on 5/3/20 at 2:11 pm to InGAButLoveBama
Following UAT logic, if you kill someone then you can just plead that the victim was dying anyway. IMHO if God was going to give the earth an enema she would insert it in Tuscaloosa. I am so delighted that none of my family or loved ones are affliated with UAT.


Some of you guys are being intentionally obtuse on this. Updyke deserved punishment for his act, but it makes no sense to be silent about the fact that an Auburn tradition was already killing those trees. It is that simple. If Alabama gets a black eye for one yahoo doing what he did, why should Auburn fans escape responsibility for killing those trees when their own leaders admit that that is what they were doing?
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9710 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 4:07 pm to
If I were so pathetic I named my kids after a school I didn't attend like Harvey I'd seriously blow my brains out
Posted by graves1
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Mar 2011
2160 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 4:16 pm to
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FELLOW STATE OF ALABAMA CITIZEN


I think he lives in Louisiana now. According to what was reported on the radio when he failed to appear for court. So he would be a FELLOW STATE OF LOUISIANA CITIZEN NOW.
Posted by mckibaj
Member since Nov 2010
8024 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 4:17 pm to
What if I told you it was an inside job?

Save face and turn it around on your archrival.
This post was edited on 5/3/20 at 4:19 pm
Posted by SonzofSaban
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
602 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 4:17 pm to
OMG shut up, boomer.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26074 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 5:18 pm to
If Updyke wasn't such a dumbass and bragging about poisoning the trees on the radio he most likely gets away with it.

There should be a picture of him in the dictionary under the word ignorant.

And he thought he was some kind of hero.Good grief.
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9731 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 5:42 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/4/20 at 1:01 am
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25021 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 5:54 pm to
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Oh so you don't understand intent?


Drunken vehicular manslaughter is cool to this cat because “he didn’t mean to”...

Lol
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