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Updyke Arrested in Louisiana

Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Golfer
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75052 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:19 pm
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Updyke ran into trouble again last week when attempting to return a lawnmower to a national home improvement store in Hammond. According to the police report, Updyke became angry when the store manager would only give him $110 for the lawnmower, and insisted on getting $150 for the product. The manager called the police when Updyke caused a scene.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66361 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:19 pm to


frickin douche
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:19 pm to
This man represents all of us.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:20 pm to
Gumps gonna gump
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13414 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:20 pm to
Was he heading to A&M to cut their sacred grass?
Posted by Goingfullgump
Member since Dec 2011
429 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:20 pm to
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Updyke


Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:20 pm to
Roll damn lawnmower
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18275 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:21 pm to
Damn, does this mean I can't take my lawnmower back now.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112513 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:21 pm to
that extra 40 would have been HUGE in getting some more poison.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:21 pm to
We are going to roll the trees when this douche dies. F him and his whole inbred family.
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:21 pm to
He shouldn't be allowed to own any lawn care products
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Was he heading to A&M to cut their sacred grass?


Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53777 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:22 pm to
It would have been a better story if he would have been returning a used backpack sprayer.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

He shouldn't be allowed to own any lawn care products


Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

We are going to roll the trees when this douche dies



Not if he lives longer than the trees.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:22 pm to
Getting supplies for the upcoming LSU game, eyeballing those live oaks

Must be difficult to get poison in La.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14408 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:22 pm to
In
Posted by TemplarTheSaint
The Vatican
Member since Oct 2011
704 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:23 pm to
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It would have been a better story if he would have been returning a used backpack sprayer.


Or a Chainsaw
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90388 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:24 pm to
Sorry for Bargaining.



Guy knows his shite when it comes to tree and lawn care.
Posted by Bamainozarks
Nwa
Member since Jan 2011
1392 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 5:25 pm to
A know a garden center that's fixing to have some fricked up trees
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