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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:54 pm to Kcoyote
quote:Well you know how it goes. Sometimes -- when your team just ain't makin' it on the field -- you have to create and attempt to enforce an arbitrary standard of "legitimacy" upon your opponent.
LSU still hasn't won a game against Alabama since Chicken made this thread.
If you can move the goalpoasts just enough to make the yawning chasm which separates your accomplishments from their accomplishments seem a little bit narrower... well, then that's almost as psychologically satisfying as an actual win. Especially if some 400 random trolls and their alters upvote you, lending a little bit of gravitas to your arbitrary standard.
Think of it as Internet autofellatio.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:55 pm to Chicken
The six year melt continues.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:56 pm to Kcoyote
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LSU still hasn't won a game against Alabama since Chicken made this thread.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:56 pm to KSGamecock
I love how he has to keep updating it 
Posted on 1/2/19 at 11:08 pm to Chicken
So you did all that work years ago just to end up showing Alabama ended up with double the amount of championships as the next closest opposition and will have four times LSU after Monday?
Thread aged to perfection.
Saban will have more "legit" championships then the entire SEC combined.
Thread aged to perfection.
Saban will have more "legit" championships then the entire SEC combined.
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 11:24 pm to genro
quote:We just keep adding to the "legit" count. That part has to be the most frustrating. I'd have quit bumping and updating it one or two championships ago, personally.
I love how he has to keep updating it
Posted on 1/2/19 at 11:28 pm to cyde
I love when our rivals dice up history with their own special criteria, because no matter how they slice it BAMA still has more.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 11:35 pm to Nitro Express
quote:Yeah, sort of like, "Before I pat your back, let me set a standard... where... I still end up patting your back anyway."
I love when our rivals dice up history with their own special criteria, because no matter how they slice it BAMA still has more.
What a waste of time.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:31 am to Chicken
Wah. Rich boy.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 1:36 am to Kcoyote
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LSU still hasn't won a game against Alabama since Chicken made this thread.
It’s beautiful
Posted on 1/3/19 at 2:06 am to Chicken
This thread is still pathetic
Posted on 1/3/19 at 2:19 am to Old Hellen Yeller
Posted on 1/3/19 at 6:30 am to Chicken
quote:
Alabama (7): 1978, 1992, 2009, 2011*, 2012, 2015, 2017* Florida St (3): 1993, 1999, 2013 Ohio State (3): 1968, 2002, 2014 LSU (1): 2007# Florida (2): 2006, 2008 Nebraska (2): 1971, 1995 Penn State (2): 1982, 1986 Texas (2): 1963, 2005 USC (1): 1962 Miami (FL) (2): 1987, 2001 Auburn (1): 2010 Clemson (1): 2016 Oklahoma (1): 2000 Tennessee (1): 1998 * Did not win division # worst champion ever due to having 2 loses This post was edited on 1/9 at 8:51 am
Fify
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:00 am to Chicken
This has not aged well.
Cluckster, why you do this to us?
Cluckster, why you do this to us?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:07 am to Wolfhound45
Dumb Thread. Every National Title claim is valid if a poll voted you champion since the NCAA doesn't designate a champion
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:37 am to Chicken
quote:Then I'd say that Alabama has won 22.5% (7 of 31) of ALL the national championships ever awarded, and that's an even more astounding statistic.Truly Alabama IS the face of college football!
School (# of Legit Titles)...Title Seasons
Alabama (7): 1978, 1992, 2009, 2011*, 2012, 2015, 2017*
Florida St (3): 1993, 1999, 2013
Ohio State (3): 1968, 2002, 2014
LSU (2): 2003, 2007
Florida (2): 2006, 2008
Nebraska (2): 1971, 1995
Penn State (2): 1982, 1986
Texas (2): 1963, 2005
USC (2): 1962, 2004
Miami (FL) (2): 1987, 2001
Auburn (1): 2010
Clemson (1): 2016
Oklahoma (1): 2000
Tennessee (1): 1998
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:56 am to coachcrisp
Chicken knows this. But he wanted to be a little jealous arse bitch. You know, the typical LSU fan.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:59 am to Ted2010
Hell, I think that nearly 25% of ALL college football National Championships have come straight through Tuscaloosa is the most amazing fact of all...THANKS Chicken!
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:17 am to Chicken
Asterisks are a nice touch also.
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