UGA Prospective Student-Athlete questionnaire...

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UGA Prospective Student-Athlete questionnaire...


1. Do you know your middle name?

2. If you answered "yes" to the previous question, please spell your middle name.

3. Spell it again.

4. Are you sure you spelled it correctly?

If you don't understand questions 1-4 click here...

5. You do know that, if you see something you want, you can’t just take it, right?

6. Even if it’s just a scooter helmet, right?

7. Speaking of scooters, do you promise never to ride one, no matter what?

8. Assuming you thought we were just kidding when we asked you the previous question, what should you do if you find that you have driven your scooter down an alley?
a. Emerge from the alley.
b. Stay in the alley and live there forever.
c. Call 911 and have them send a chopper to airlift you out of the alley.

9. Driving under the influence is:
a. Illegal and dangerous.
b. How you get home if you’re out drinking.
c. Acceptable as long as you don’t have anyone else’s panties in your lap.

10. A driver’s license is:
a. A Constitutional right that cannot be taken away.
b. More like a guideline than an actual rule.
c. What you carry to avoid being arrested for more than one thing at a time.

11. What did you learn from the incidents involving Ben Roethlisberger and Zach Mettenberger?
a. You should only feel up a girl in a bar if you’re absolutely certain she’s into you.
b. You can only get in trouble for feeling up a girl in a bar if you’re a quarterback and your last name ends in "-berger."
c. It’s a more effective pickup strategy to get the girl drunk instead of yourself.

12. In which of the following has the University of Georgia NOT been ranked No. 1 in the last two years?
a. The Princeton Review "party school" rankings.
b. The Fulmer Cup standings.
c. The Associated Press preseason college football poll.
d. The final Bowl Championship Series standings.

13. Spell your middle name one last time, just to be sure.

Please sign below and return to the University of Georgia to see if you, too, can be a University of Georgia student-athlete.



Thought this was kinda funny ( & unfortunately true)