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re: ‘Twas the Night Before Bama- Original Poem

Posted on 11/8/19 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 7:49 pm to
This is probably the greatest thing ever produced by the state of Louisiana. I mean, objectively it’s not all that good, but for Louisiana it’s pretty damn excellent.














Just kidding fr33, I enjoyed it. The part where O speaks gibberish made me smile.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123978 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

The part where O speaks gibberish made me smile.


Yeah, I was gonna have him calling out player names like Santa called out the reindeer, but the gibberish seems more honest and funnier.


If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11349 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:00 pm to
Damn dude, that's good shite right there. 1 upvote doesn't seem to do this post justice. Nice work. Geaux Tigers.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19510 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:00 pm to
LSU fans....



Yeesh..
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:03 pm to
Melt, bitch
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123978 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:31 pm to
Added a verse about dah fingah in dah booty
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:33 pm to
Haha, you actually seem to be the one melting over this. Just give the guy credit, that shite was pretty damn funny lol.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123978 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:01 pm to
I don’t let idiot trolls like him bother me. If you can’t laugh at at least something in there, your funny bone might be broken
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:05 pm to
Let me find out that cajunbama is that white wannabe gangster bama fan in your op acting like he's hard lol.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:07 pm to
Lol, I love the part where that guy tried to use closed captioning on coach O during a press conference and it said something about the Taliban hahahahahaha. That shite is classic.
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17584 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:42 pm to
Who will cry for the little corndog?


Who will cry for the little corndog, let down by his team?

Who will cry for the little corndog? He cries now as he melts.

Who will cry for the little corndog? Joy he has rarely felt.

Who will cry for the little corndog? He has seen the dumpster fire.

Who will cry for the little corndog? Such a disappointed fan.

Who will cry for the little corndog? He is annually letdown.

Who will cry for the little corndog? His teams lose and lose again.

Who will cry for the little corndog? It soon becomes too hard.

Who will cry for the little corndog, that cries in every rantard?
rolltide32


Who will cry for the little corndog?
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26777 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:43 pm to
That's high quality right there.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:57 pm to
I laughed a little......

This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 10:00 pm
Posted by RJYH
Member since Aug 2010
6923 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

fr33manator

Best poster on this site
Posted by Cornelius
1800s
Member since Aug 2012
1036 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 10:06 pm to
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Plagiarism aside, the visual aids were a nice touch.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123978 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Plagiarism aside,


What did I plagiarize? Every single line was reworked.

It’s a parody tribute to a classic poem.
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