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Twas the night before Armageddon and all through Oxford

Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:04 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
22234 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:04 pm
All the black bears were stirring, even the nutria

Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
4281 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:14 pm to
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14331 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:21 pm to
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2165 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:23 pm to
With prose like this, it's no wonder your school has to search out of state to find the smart ones. On and off the field.
Posted by EV
Member since Aug 2024
699 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:24 pm to
Very beautiful
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
4281 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

With prose like this

Damn, missed opportunity for weaving in an LSU/Lane Kiffin pun here
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135213 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:42 pm to
Baw... baw no, that ain't how you do it


At least make a stanza, and you HAVE to at least stick to the original rhyme scheme and meter.


This is just butchery.

Something like

Twas the night before Oxford,
And all through the Grove,
Violent passions were burning,
Like an old wooden stove,

And Stankey had warned,
LSU to beware,
For he knew Daddy Kiffin,
Very soon would be there...

Posted by lsutiger2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
8455 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

All the black bears were stirring, even the nutria

Possum….fail
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
8079 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:53 pm to
You mean ROUSes. The Fire Swamp is a bitch. Beware of Lightning Sand.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
16211 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:54 pm to
Not great
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135213 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:58 pm to
Twas The Night Before Kiffin

You want to keep the spirit and scheme of the original when you rework it.
Posted by DeathByTossDive226
Member since Sep 2026
415 posts
Posted on 9/19/26 at 12:06 am to
You did your best.
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