re: Truth about AU

Soo, Cadillac it is. Cuz, family and shite!

Ask anyone who lives in Alabama who are impartial, if they think 80% of the fans are rednecks.

Are you trying to show your superiority by asking if I'm an AA?

Why would Auburn hire Kiffin knowing good and well when Saban retires, Kiffin would go to Bama....IF Bama offers???

Times have changed since the old days. If you want your program to be successful, you go after the best candidate, regardless of affiliation! Not saying he would definitely go to Bama but, out of all the coaches and with Lane being Lane...following Saban wouldn't bother him!

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My problem is growing up around the redneck Bammers who were hanging out in beer joints getting drunk, hating blacks at every opportunity, bragging about all the pussy they were getting and thinking your HS education (or GED) was superior to an Auburn education. Bragging about whipping someone's arse as long as you had fellow rednecks with you, but watching you run when cornered alone. Then watching you get older and seeing your fat arse in a white Caddy, next to your fat arse third wife in a leather mini and houndtooth cowboy hat and boots. While you brag to everyone how you fricked everything when you were young and are still superior to any Auburn Engineer. But your racism was very overt most of the time.

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Ok, now that I've got a little more time, let's delve more deeply into this treasure trove.

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My problem is growing up around the redneck Bammers

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So you're from Alabama, but you hate most people who are from Alabama? Hmm. Ok. Let's move on.

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who were hanging out in beer joints getting drunk

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If you're complaining about this then I assume that means you did not, yourself, hang out in beer joints getting drunk, and in fact are judging those who did. Hanging out in beer joints getting drunk doesn't really seem that bad, honestly. In fact it sounds kind of fun. I'm definitely starting to get a picture in my mind of you as a younger person.

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hating blacks at every opportunity

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Ok. Unlike all those super-welcoming Auburn fans, huh? Auburn has always been known as a bastion of racial acceptance.

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bragging about all the pussy they were getting

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See, now it all comes together. Why would someone harbor a hatred of other guys who would hang out and get drunk together while bragging about all the girls they were getting? That's right, because they're a fricking pencilneck dweeb who has no friends and can't get any girls, and they're jealous as frick of the guys who can.

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and thinking your HS education (or GED) was superior to an Auburn education

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Yep. You're a goddamn pencilneck, all right. The only thing you have going for you is your degree, isn't it? Why won't they see? Why won't they care??? I GRADUATED FROM AUBURN GODDAMMIT!!!

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Bragging about whipping someone's arse as long as you had fellow rednecks with you, but watching you run when cornered alone.

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The first part of this definitely happened, and often, to young Irons. The second part is either made up, or he watched it happen while not participating in it, because no one but no one is running from the sexless dork trying to tell everyone about how his degree makes him better than them.

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Then watching you get older and seeing your fat arse in a white Caddy, next to your fat arse third wife in a leather mini and houndtooth cowboy hat and boots.

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This seems very specific. This is about a particular person, isn't it? Someone who causes deep-seated feelings of jealousy and inadequacy in you. It's possible the wife in this scenario, who you seem to regard with a mix of hostility and desire, is your very own ex, taken from you by this man who makes you feel so small, while all you can do is seethe and stare at your degree on the wall, wondering why it won't protect you.

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While you brag to everyone how you fricked everything when you were young and are still superior to any Auburn Engineer.

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"How could you leave me for him? Don't you know I'm an Engineer? I graduated from Auburn!!!"

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"How could you leave me for him? Don't you know I'm an Engineer? I graduated from Auburn-Montgomery!!!"

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FIFY

Where do I start with this moron?

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So you're from Alabama, but you hate most people who are from Alabama? Hmm. Ok. Let's move on.

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No, I hate the redneck Bammers who think their HS (GED) education is superior to any college educated person. They live vicariously through 18-22 year olds the have nothing in common with and wouldn't let any of them date their daughters.

If you're complaining about this then I assume that means you did not, yourself, hang out in beer joints getting drunk, and in fact are judging those who did. Hanging out in beer joints getting drunk doesn't really seem that bad, honestly. In fact it sounds kind of fun. I'm definitely starting to get a picture in my mind of you as a younger person.

I used to drink in my younger days. But I hung around people who were fun when they drank and didn't get some liquid bravado and try fighting everyone. I spent many a Fridays in an Officers Club in a flightsuit, hugging and kissing any of the woman they would ship in on a Friday Night. We did need "liquid bravado"

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Ok. Unlike all those super-welcoming Auburn fans, huh? Auburn has always been known as a bastion of racial acceptance.

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Racism is part of the culture of a state, but Auburn being an education institution, the student body is more inclusive than the rest of the population. Bama students are not racist for the most part, same as Auburn. But most of AU fans are AU alum. Compare that to Bama.

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Yep. You're a goddamn pencilneck, all right. The only thing you have going for you is your degree, isn't it? Why won't they see? Why won't they care??? I GRADUATED FROM AUBURN GODDAMMIT!!!

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No, I have 30 years in the Military.

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The first part of this definitely happened, and often, to young Irons. The second part is either made up, or he watched it happen while not participating in it, because no one but no one is running from the sexless dork trying to tell everyone about how his degree makes him better than them.

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Never got in a physical fight with a UA Alum. But I have watched other fight dumbass rednecks, who also happened to be Bama Fans. Their life sucked so much, they fought the world, both woman and men.

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This seems very specific. This is about a particular person, isn't it? Someone who causes deep-seated feelings of jealousy and inadequacy in you. It's possible the wife in this scenario, who you seem to regard with a mix of hostility and desire, is your very own ex, taken from you by this man who makes you feel so small, while all you can do is seethe and stare at your degree on the wall, wondering why it won't protect you.

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No, very general. Go to any town in Alabama. You will find them.

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Irons Puppet

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Your weird, very personal meltdown in this thread has been a delight to watch unfold.

I actually like Auburn and their fans quite a bit more than Alabama fans in person, but you could be a fan of any program and I'd poke at you as long as you made these very insecure and oddly specific threads/posts.

Your entire persona on this board just screams of (poorly) trying to mask all your anger, jealousy, and insecurity. You want approval and attention as a fake insider so bad that you're willing to dig deep and fight against anyone that might even remotely question your shitty credibility, not even realizing that everyone is basically making fun of you for thinking of yourself as "in the know."

The more you fight it, the less credible you appear - but you still haven't gotten that hint and you think everyone else is ignorant because they just can't see the "insider genius" that is Irons Puppet.

It's everyone else that's clearly the dumb ones that don't recognize your totally elite insider status, you're an island of one!

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actually like Auburn and their fans quite a bit more than Alabama fans in person, but you could be a fan of any program and I'd poke at you as long as you made these very insecure and oddly specific threads/posts.

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bullshite, you have always hated AU fans. You hate me because I called out your attitude about Bama and the chip on your shoulder you have over Military pilots. But keep up the disguise.

What does being a minority have anything to do with posting on a sports website? Why would I be inferior if I was a minority?

Let us be honest. Have you ever used the N word in your life? If yes, did you direct it at a person you felt superior to? A person in his 60s from AL or MS not providing an answer or lying tells us everything.