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re: Tony Brown already arrested (Bama). He just enrolled in the past two weeks.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:45 pm to chattabama
Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:45 pm to chattabama
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Twenty pages on a dumb arrest for a freshman db that hasn't taken a snap. Pretty obvious who is still in everyone's head as king of college football.
Or it could just be there's nothing else going on in SEC football that's interesting enough to talk about. But hey don't let that stop you from think you're king.
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Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:46 pm to chattabama
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Twenty pages on a dumb arrest for a freshman db that hasn't taken a snap.
that's because we're all laughing at this dumb-arse who got arrested in record setting time.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:46 pm to chattabama
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Pretty obvious who is still in everyone's head as king of college football.
... or it could be that it's the offseason, and there's nuthin' going on.
Note to cfb players: If you're going to go and get yourself arrested, do it during March Madness or somesuch. No one will notice.
Eta: Prof beat me to it.
This post was edited on 1/19/14 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:51 pm to EKG
I bet we're only talking about this because it's an alabama recruit!
Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:55 pm to cas4t
Nah.
Ags slobber all over Bama.
Everyone knows that.
Geez.
Ags slobber all over Bama.
Everyone knows that.
Geez.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 8:56 pm to imjustafatkid
I think he probably guilty of having his music to loud. Its just odd hes doesn't have any additional charges.
Its clear cut as day for Jason Peters.
I don't know to many officers who just casually forget disturbing the peace. Resisting Arrest and Failure to Obey are rarely seen by themselves.I even find it weird that they are even together. Usually, you are just charged with one or the other. Maybe the person who reported the incident to the media forgot a charge.
I'm just saying without a base charge its probably going get thrown out.
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Name: Jason Peters
Team: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL)
Charges: Loud Music, Disturbing the Peace, Resisting Arrest
Story:
Philadelphia Eagles offensive tackle Jason Peters was arrested early Friday (March 25, 2011) in Shreveport, Louisiana.
Peters, 29, was arrested after police told him to turn down his music, but he refused. He also refused to provide his identification.
Its clear cut as day for Jason Peters.
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Name: Tony Brown
Team: University of Alabama (College Football)
Charges: Failure to Obey, Resisting Arrest
Story: ???
I don't know to many officers who just casually forget disturbing the peace. Resisting Arrest and Failure to Obey are rarely seen by themselves.I even find it weird that they are even together. Usually, you are just charged with one or the other. Maybe the person who reported the incident to the media forgot a charge.
I'm just saying without a base charge its probably going get thrown out.
This post was edited on 1/19/14 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:03 pm to Socratics
Will fit right in as long as he knows where to pick up his pay check
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:17 pm to TutHillTiger
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He ignored warnings from cops (in a parking lot), yelled threatening profanity at the cops so they arrested him at which time he resisted and they were forced to pepper spray him.
Apparently it's on video too. Aight, so when this shite comes out which Alabama fans are going to give him the Hill treatment?
This post was edited on 1/19/14 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:21 pm to bmy
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Apparently it's on video too.
Actually supposedly the video is actually good for TB. With TPD being vague in that statement, ya never know.
My guess?
We don't see the video.
Saban runs TB til he literally wants to die.
TB is "suspended" (forced to practice with scrubs) for a while, then Saban comes to his senses and TB starts vs WVU.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:26 pm to hg
At least he didn't face rape a 14 year old child with one of his teammates. 
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:27 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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Actually supposedly the video is actually good for TB. With TPD being vague in that statement, ya never know.
My guess?
We don't see the video.
"resisting arrest" is not that vague. i'd say the other side of the "vagueness" is to protect him because he is now on the bama football team.. they won't come out and say "pushed a cop" because football rules down south. it will probably be handled internally but he is out on bail, so it won't just vanish. that tweet about the track party doesn't really go along with the statement from the PD
dumbass kids. we've all been there.
This post was edited on 1/19/14 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:28 pm to northalabamacracker
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At least he didn't face rape a 14 year old child with one of his teammates.
she wanted to sttdb. i was like
nj man now when he punched that tard calling him a nig i was like
just walk away manThis post was edited on 1/19/14 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:36 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
I got arrested and had my case on "crime stoppers". I had not broken any laws and was respectfull to the arresting osifer. I got 2 years and 6 yrs on the sexy registry.I had been drinking all night, woke up and drove to my moms to cut her grass. It's a hot summer Alabama morning so I shed my shirt and get to mowing. All is well as I get an uncomfortable feeling in ma belly. I said to myself, "frick it, I'll make it". I continue to mow and just like lightning, I 2poop my britches. So I kill the mower and look down and behold, I have a 2girls-onecup-plus a can of alpo-campbells vegtable soup lookin mess running down my legs into the top of my sneakers. I am now pissed as I didn't bring my keys to mom's house and I sure as hell ain't setting my shitty arse in the seat of my '68 Barracuda. I walk around to the back of the house and get the hose pipe turned on, drop my shorts (commando) and start spraying. I'm now facing the house and that water is cold as hell. I get most of the sludge washed off my legs so I bend over, reach between my legs with the sprayer and blast the offending orifice. I then happen to look between my legs, past my mamouth slong, through the hose pipe monsoon and see my moms neighbor lady standing there upsidedowner as hell ~ 20 yards away from me. She's standing there, upsidedowner as hell, arms crossed, wide eyed stairing at me like I've done something wrong! So I stair right back at this upsidedowner as hell bitch and she don't fricken flinch. She's giving me the stink-eye and I'm giving her the three-eyed stink-eye so I just continue the irrigation of the offending orifice. Satisfied that ma bunghole is realatively clean, I stand up, turn around and put my shorts and shoes back on. As you may have guessed, this right-side up bitch is still standing there looking at me like I should cut her fricking grass! Not knowing what to do, I just give her one of these I did the mash, I did the monster mash. 
I did the mash, I did the monster mash. 
Posted on 1/19/14 at 9:53 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Best posts so far:
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Visits 11-8-13
Commits 12-2-13
Signs 1-2-14
Enrolls 1-7-14
Arrested 1-18-14
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what we have here is a record setter from enrollment to arrest.
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This one is about a major crime spree and unrepentant dangerous criminal now loose in Tuscaloosa that threatens our very way of life.
Or alternately, if you prefer, a dangerously racist police force in Tuscaloosa that victimizes innocent black children as they drive to Bible Study.
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TB: "frick off...I play for Saban. Tom Al-Betar gonna get all my gear."
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Parole Tide
Posted on 1/19/14 at 10:04 pm to 2poop
that sucks you got two years for washing your butthole outside.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 10:05 pm to northalabamacracker
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At least he didn't face rape a 14 year old child with one of his teammates.
Its almost like you have no knowledge at all.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 10:06 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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that sucks you got two years for washing your butthole outside.
I actually spit my drink out.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posted on 1/19/14 at 10:09 pm to 2poop
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I got arrested and had my case on "crime stoppers". I had not broken any laws and was respectfull to the arresting osifer. I got 2 years and 6 yrs on the sexy registry.I had been drinking all night, woke up and drove to my moms to cut her grass. It's a hot summer Alabama morning so I shed my shirt and get to mowing. All is well as I get an uncomfortable feeling in ma belly. I said to myself, "frick it, I'll make it". I continue to mow and just like lightning, I 2poop my britches. So I kill the mower and look down and behold, I have a 2girls-onecup-plus a can of alpo-campbells vegtable soup lookin mess running down my legs into the top of my sneakers. I am now pissed as I didn't bring my keys to mom's house and I sure as hell ain't setting my shitty arse in the seat of my '68 Barracuda. I walk around to the back of the house and get the hose pipe turned on, drop my shorts (commando) and start spraying. I'm now facing the house and that water is cold as hell. I get most of the sludge washed off my legs so I bend over, reach between my legs with the sprayer and blast the offending orifice. I then happen to look between my legs, past my mamouth slong, through the hose pipe monsoon and see my moms neighbor lady standing there upsidedowner as hell ~ 20 yards away from me. She's standing there, upsidedowner as hell, arms crossed, wide eyed stairing at me like I've done something wrong! So I stair right back at this upsidedowner as hell bitch and she don't fricken flinch. She's giving me the stink-eye and I'm giving her the three-eyed stink-eye so I just continue the irrigation of the offending orifice. Satisfied that ma bunghole is realatively clean, I stand up, turn around and put my shorts and shoes back on. As you may have guessed, this right-side up bitch is still standing there looking at me like I should cut her fricking grass! Not knowing what to do, I just give her one of these I did the mash, I did the monster mash.
Now that's a story. Is the Sexy registry directly related to the sex registry?
Posted on 1/19/14 at 10:10 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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that sucks you got two years for washing your butthole outside
I protested and it done me no good.
Posted on 1/19/14 at 10:12 pm to 2poop
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I got arrested and had my case on "crime stoppers". I had not broken any laws and was respectfull to the arresting osifer. I got 2 years and 6 yrs on the sexy registry.I had been drinking all night, woke up and drove to my moms to cut her grass. It's a hot summer Alabama morning so I shed my shirt and get to mowing. All is well as I get an uncomfortable feeling in ma belly. I said to myself, "frick it, I'll make it". I continue to mow and just like lightning, I 2poop my britches. So I kill the mower and look down and behold, I have a 2girls-onecup-plus a can of alpo-campbells vegtable soup lookin mess running down my legs into the top of my sneakers. I am now pissed as I didn't bring my keys to mom's house and I sure as hell ain't setting my shitty arse in the seat of my '68 Barracuda. I walk around to the back of the house and get the hose pipe turned on, drop my shorts (commando) and start spraying. I'm now facing the house and that water is cold as hell. I get most of the sludge washed off my legs so I bend over, reach between my legs with the sprayer and blast the offending orifice. I then happen to look between my legs, past my mamouth slong, through the hose pipe monsoon and see my moms neighbor lady standing there upsidedowner as hell ~ 20 yards away from me. She's standing there, upsidedowner as hell, arms crossed, wide eyed stairing at me like I've done something wrong! So I stair right back at this upsidedowner as hell bitch and she don't fricken flinch. She's giving me the stink-eye and I'm giving her the three-eyed stink-eye so I just continue the irrigation of the offending orifice. Satisfied that ma bunghole is realatively clean, I stand up, turn around and put my shorts and shoes back on. As you may have guessed, this right-side up bitch is still standing there looking at me like I should cut her fricking grass! Not knowing what to do, I just give her one of these
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