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Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:43 pm
LOL at the horns fans (and alters) over here talking shite, calling A&M, "little brother." Um, no. They are where you want desperately to be. Sounds like a case of the jellys to me.
You don't get to make fun of aggy. Only we get to make fun of aggy. This is the SEC. If you're lucky enough to be allowed in, you'll be down there with Mizzou in the pecking order around here.
This isn't the Big 12. Here, it's about the collective, so nobody's going to give a damn about how big you think that big gay dick of yours is. Nobody here is intimidated by mighty Texas.
State took care of your baseball team. Your basketball program is overrated. Football has been a chronic underachiever in a league that you're supposed to dominate.
Oklahoma is a good add. Texas was only added to balance out things at the bottom.
You don't get to make fun of aggy. Only we get to make fun of aggy. This is the SEC. If you're lucky enough to be allowed in, you'll be down there with Mizzou in the pecking order around here.
This isn't the Big 12. Here, it's about the collective, so nobody's going to give a damn about how big you think that big gay dick of yours is. Nobody here is intimidated by mighty Texas.
State took care of your baseball team. Your basketball program is overrated. Football has been a chronic underachiever in a league that you're supposed to dominate.
Oklahoma is a good add. Texas was only added to balance out things at the bottom.
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Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:48 pm to Drebin
True, only we get to mess with A&M. Tejas can kiss our arse
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:49 pm to Drebin
Oklahoma is a good addition. If we're going to take in another Texas school, I'd rather Baylor just to tell Ut to frick off.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:51 pm to Drebin
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:52 pm to Drebin
I have to say I’m pretty flip floppy on this and would entertain the notion of saying to Aggie’s ‘I know right- those arrogant for nothing jackass Longhorns’ while 5 minutes later saying to Longhorn’s ‘I know right- those arrogant for nothing wormy Aggies’. 
Both have a nice ring to them.
Both have a nice ring to them. 
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:53 pm to piggilicious
Could we just kick out A&M say no to Texas and avoid the gay incest drama that will undoubtedly become a Broadway play?
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:53 pm to piggilicious
Indont really like aggy but hey they, and mizzou, came in when the league was on fire. Took their lumps and have paid their dues. Texas is too entitled to do that
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:54 pm to thatguy45
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Could we just kick out A&M say no to Texas and avoid the gay incest drama that will undoubtedly become a Broadway play?
Brokeback Texas
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:55 pm to Nado Jenkins83
The thing that will be most enjoyable out of all this is my Texas friends pumping up the SEC after shitting on it for the last decade and calling it overrated. It will be wildly entertaining
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:55 pm to piggilicious
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I have to say I’m pretty flip floppy on this and would entertain the notion of saying to Aggie’s ‘I know right- those arrogant for nothing jackass Longhorns’ while 5 minutes later saying to Longhorn’s ‘I know right- those arrogant for nothing wormy Aggies’. Both have a nice ring to them.
There's no doubt that the aggie meltdown over this is unbecoming and a terrible look - even for them. Aggie and Texas kinda deserve each other.
That said, Aggie's been here for a while. Texas has made some poor decisions so they're looking to get in on some of that aggie kool aid before they get passed by permanently in their state.
It's just going to be fun watching them try to pull that whole "We're Texas, goldarnit" power plays if they're let in. That shite ain't gonna fly down here.
This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:56 pm to Drebin
Texas is a poverty franchise that is asking for an SEC handout.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:56 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Id rather never reach that point
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:56 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Texas is a poverty franchise that is asking for an SEC handout.
You spelled richest program in college athletics wrong.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:57 pm to Nado Jenkins83
I agree, seems inevitable at this point though
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:59 pm to Drebin
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Drebin
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:59 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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You spelled richest program in college athletics wrong.
I was trying to give you a break friend. It's embarrassing to be rich and suck this bad.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 2:00 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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You spelled richest program in college athletics wrong.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the brinks truck carrying that $3 billion TV deal that we have and you're desperately trying to get in on.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 2:00 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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I was trying to give you a break friend. It's embarrassing to be rich and suck this bad.
Being crowned the best athletic department in the nation is sucking? I never knew that
Posted on 7/22/21 at 2:02 pm to Drebin
Tom Petty’s Crawling back To Youwould be a theme song for UTa’s desperate attempt to get into the SEC. Like a scorned lover that follows around their ex that dumped them.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 2:02 pm to XWing atAliciousness
These better not be track and field championships or diving or some other shite you are bragging about.
This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 2:03 pm
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