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Time to get fat Bert fired.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:39 pm
Arkansas, members of the board, fellow corndogs.
You will all take witness to the last supper this Saturday.
Or in Berts case, the 4000th to last Last Supper.
"Hes all hog." Those were the words spoken of Bret Bielema.
While I admit, he is in fact 200% hog, he is in no way equipped to deal with LSU this saturday.
The meat curtains will draw back to reveal the empty cupboard that is Arkansas football.
Who knows? Maybe they will get Bert away from the frozen meat and dairy section of Ingles long enough to put a gameplan together that doesnt involve donuts during pregame.
Maybe not.
The fact remains... Arkansas is done. Its over.
You will all take witness to the last supper this Saturday.
Or in Berts case, the 4000th to last Last Supper.
"Hes all hog." Those were the words spoken of Bret Bielema.
While I admit, he is in fact 200% hog, he is in no way equipped to deal with LSU this saturday.
The meat curtains will draw back to reveal the empty cupboard that is Arkansas football.
Who knows? Maybe they will get Bert away from the frozen meat and dairy section of Ingles long enough to put a gameplan together that doesnt involve donuts during pregame.
Maybe not.
The fact remains... Arkansas is done. Its over.
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Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:41 pm to GeauxTigerNation
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While I admit, he is in fact 200% hog,
:rofl:
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:41 pm to GeauxTigerNation
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The meat curtains will draw back...
Would those be Jen's meat curtains?
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and dairy section
...and dairy section?
In.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:42 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Bert may suck, but he has taken it to the Cajuns a few more times than yall are comfortable with
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:43 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Guice might break the single game SEC rushing record
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:44 pm to Senior Sidewalker
17-0
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:45 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Jokes on you. I'm happy either way this game goes. We lose, great one step closer to the fat frick being gone. We win? LOL you corndogs will have lost to the worst coach in Arkansas history for the 3rd time giving him a winning record against you.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:48 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:48 pm to Senior Sidewalker
Senior Sidewalker:
Self reflection is good for the soul.
But then, so is soup.
Eat soup.
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re: Time to get fat Bert fired.Postedonline on 11/5/17 at 2:44 pm to Senior Sidewalker
Self reflection is good for the soul.
But then, so is soup.
Eat soup.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 2:52 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Wow, LSU has fallen far 
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:11 pm to GeauxTigerNation
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Time to get fat Bert fired.
I wonder if we will get stuck having to hire John Scott Jr. as our head coach?
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:25 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
quote:well, she is breastfeeding, so...
and dairy section
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:33 pm to Slackaveli
Hogs win this either way.
Beating LSU isn't really a big deal, but its always fun. The fact that the Arkansas program is a train wreck and the coach is clearly (hopefully) on the way out is enough to give LSU a chance for a change. If LSU does pull off the upset (upsetting your daddy is an upset even if your favored...and Bert is your daddy per 17-0) then we'll surely fire Bert. Won't fire him for letting Coastal Carolina push us around, or getting hammered by Bama, Auburn and even South Carolina...but we'd fire him for losing to a lower tier program like LSU.
Or...I guess if we win its ok too. We usually do and I can't hope the hogs lose...but at least if we do we'll surely fire Bert.
We do feel sorry for you corndogs. You're so easy.
Beating LSU isn't really a big deal, but its always fun. The fact that the Arkansas program is a train wreck and the coach is clearly (hopefully) on the way out is enough to give LSU a chance for a change. If LSU does pull off the upset (upsetting your daddy is an upset even if your favored...and Bert is your daddy per 17-0) then we'll surely fire Bert. Won't fire him for letting Coastal Carolina push us around, or getting hammered by Bama, Auburn and even South Carolina...but we'd fire him for losing to a lower tier program like LSU.
Or...I guess if we win its ok too. We usually do and I can't hope the hogs lose...but at least if we do we'll surely fire Bert.
We do feel sorry for you corndogs. You're so easy.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:38 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Would beating LSU save Berts job?
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:39 pm to Slackaveli
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well, she is breastfeeding, so...
Ahh HAA!!! There is our problem. Bert is drinking it. That stuff makes you sleepy and lethargic. Explains this season
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:39 pm to Rzrbackguy
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Bert is your daddy per 17-0
Not sure if you've heard, but we fired that coach. The new coach is 1-0 vs. Bielema, about to make it 2-0 with the kill shot.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:40 pm to Rzrbackguy
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Won't fire him for letting Coastal Carolina push us around
Oh, good. I look forward to seeing him on the sidelines in Tiger Stadium.
You can let him go after we're done with him.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:41 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Nothing screams :tSuperBowl: like this thread.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 3:46 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Bet that sounded funnier in your head. That's where your posts should generally stay.
Thanks!
Thanks!
Posted on 11/5/17 at 4:00 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Yep you corn dogs can talk all of the smack you want. We win either way this week.
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