porkrind
| Favorite team: | Arkansas  |
| Location: | Hog Jaw |
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| Number of Posts: | 950 |
| Registered on: | 4/15/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Have you ever made a mistake in sports that haunts you?
Posted by porkrind on 8/28/19 at 7:18 pm
[quote]Umm...sounds like a ground rule double to me?[/quote]
Yeah the ump at a little league game back in the 90's was gonna tell the squad of elated kids that. He didn't... they won the game.
My grandma got me a pack of donruss cards and I was happy. I got an ozzie smith :lol:...
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re: Have you ever made a mistake in sports that haunts you?
Posted by porkrind on 8/28/19 at 7:06 pm
Little league
bases loaded
playing center field
line drive bounces and ball gets stuck in fence
cant get ball out of fence
kick the shite out of it
ball goes through fence now out of reach on other side of fence
GRAND SLAM
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re: If you were required to have an avatar that looked like you...
Posted by porkrind on 8/24/19 at 8:40 pm
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re: Doyle Hargraves - underappreicated
Posted by porkrind on 8/24/19 at 10:27 am
this one begat this one and begat that one and low and behold someone said some shite..... just how retarded are you?...
re: Trashiest fight for each fast food chain (NSFW)
Posted by porkrind on 8/9/19 at 7:42 am
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Asked for a quarter pounder.... received a quarter ton...
re: Anyone else’s thyroid decide to peace out?
Posted by porkrind on 7/14/19 at 11:33 am
I had to be eating enough food for a small army. When my thyroid was ablated I gained 35 pounds in a month.
In my teenage years I was sent to multiple phycologists due to my anger issues. Not a damn one of them concluded that I may have an actual medical issue rather than a mental disorder....
re: Anyone else’s thyroid decide to peace out?
Posted by porkrind on 7/13/19 at 9:59 pm
I just want to say a few things here..
1. I almost died because of a thyroid storm. Everyone just thought I was a crazy a-hole that would go nuts if the wind blew the wrong direction. I was navigating through life for a decade or more with a TSH level of ZERO!!
2. If you need a good endocrin...
re: Huge Mountain Bike Crash
Posted by porkrind on 7/1/19 at 3:22 pm
reminds me of killing fire ants :lol:...
re: How much are you spending on fireworks this year?
Posted by porkrind on 7/1/19 at 8:36 am
If dude is spending $1,500 at a stand then he is a sucker. The mark up at tents is unreal. With that much money you could fill a uhaul with quality cakes and shells at a wholesaler.
For example... Tents usually sell 500g display cakes for $50-$75 apiece. At a wholesaler you can buy a whole frickin...
re: What’s your most awkward kissing moment?
Posted by porkrind on 6/26/19 at 12:46 pm
Leaning in for first open mouth kiss.
Nervous as hell
Bang her teeth with mine...
re: I'm ready for society to start making dog food out of panhandlers.
Posted by porkrind on 6/21/19 at 4:58 pm
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re: Giant yellow jacket nests found
Posted by porkrind on 6/21/19 at 4:02 pm
Yesterday I was doing a sediment check on a runoff when my leg started to burn. Realized I was standing right next to a coffee can size hole with little airborne assholes taking off. Got hit 11 times. Today I am itching like crazy and have the atomic shits.
Working in the remote forest I come acr...
re: Random Instagram Hashtags: Crab Island. NSFW
Posted by porkrind on 6/19/19 at 7:25 am
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re: The Details on Sex Scandal of California Deputy w/ 16 year old boy are Released (Popcorn)
Posted by porkrind on 6/18/19 at 6:27 pm
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re: What are you thoughts on this video? Hot or WTF?
Posted by porkrind on 6/18/19 at 6:53 am
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re: A diagram for sammich making.
Posted by porkrind on 6/15/19 at 4:25 pm
My wife always puts the mayo on top of the cheese so the fricking bread slides around. I think she does it to piss me off....
re: Head of giant Ice Age wolf - 40,000 yrs old- Revealed- PICS
Posted by porkrind on 6/12/19 at 7:30 am
[img]http://cdn0.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Short-faced-Bear-3.jpg[/img]
One of these probably ate the rest. Too bad that pesky global warming killed them all off :rolleyes:...
re: Are These Snake Eggs
Posted by porkrind on 6/11/19 at 7:27 am
I found a bunch of snake eggs a few years ago and hatched them. Turned out to be rat snakes. Those little bastards come out of the eggs ready to frick up the world. They were striking each other as soon as they entered the world. ...
re: Who is the target demographic of $1,000 phones?
Posted by porkrind on 6/11/19 at 7:16 am
I carry a old school flip phone. I work outside and need something durable that wont shatter like a piece of glass....
re: Would you agree Tom Hanks is one of the best actors of all time?
Posted by porkrind on 5/19/19 at 12:36 pm
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