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re: Thread for serious analysis of Arkansas versus LSU

Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:19 am to
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
9601 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:19 am to
Aggies have 100 more rush attempts than pass attempts but only about 100 yards less rushing.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58122 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:21 am to
Fine I’ll add it
Posted by WaveHog
Austin, TX
Member since May 2008
6968 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:23 am to
I'm going to be at the game, first attended since 09, and i am not really looking forward to it.

Arkansas has no advantages anywhere.

Lsu is gonna take a doo doo on my team, and i have to sit through it in a stadium that doesnt sell beer.
This post was edited on 11/10/17 at 8:23 am
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58122 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:25 am to
Its Friday, you really should lighten up and learn to laugh

You’ll live longer
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71473 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:25 am to
there are much better ways to troll LSU fans. Defense is not one of them.

LSU has the 17th ranked total defense in football, bruh.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58122 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:28 am to
Fine, offer me a better adjective to use that mediocre?


Nvmd I? fixed it for you
This post was edited on 11/10/17 at 8:30 am
Posted by Nissanmaxima
Member since Feb 2006
14928 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:32 am to
Oh Old Sarge, you joker you!
Posted by chitiger91
Lake Bluff IL
Member since Apr 2016
3120 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:32 am to
You old timers are losing it, either we’ll need to get you into a home or euthenasia soon. I would say the choice is yours but judging from your OP you’ve already gone off the deep end and are full dementia. I’ll speak with your aggie family
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
4389 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Fine I’ll add it


Ahh... much better!
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:39 am to
Old Sarge gets dumber and dumber by the day, and this should surprise no one.
Posted by tiger10lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2010
223 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

LSU’s slightly above average defense


Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71473 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:59 am to
eh, still not a good troll
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:01 am to
This is a pretty solid analysis, Sarge.

In regards to special teams. Arkansas had a six yard punt last week.

I have it on good information that Bielema has decided that we will no longer be punting the ball. We already stopped kicking field goals a month ago.

So, for the LSU game, any time there is a long conversion attempt, expect to see the ole statue of liberty play.
Posted by Dont Be A Richard
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2016
51 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:11 am to
quote:

And we played them closer and held Bama to fewer yds than you did, right?


At Kyle Field. We played them at BDS
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:13 am to
Thanks Sarge, I think. We’re gonna get annihilated but so what.
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5103 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:14 am to
The ol walking a corndog retrieve gets them every time.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26182 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:36 am to
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Thanks Sarge, I think. We’re gonna get annihilated but so what.




For whatever reason we seem to play LSU fairly well. We are 10-15 with them over the last quarter century, a time period which includes the two worst runs of Arkansas football since... well since the program was started to be honest.

That having been said our habit of backing the DBs way off will mean we are one of the few teams that LSU can run their jet sweep against with impunity and that's 75% of their offense. We also don't blitz more then two or three times a game which means LSU will have the rare liberty of plenty of time to pass the ball and huge running lanes against our soft 3-4.

Our offense revolves around Hammonds getting his 6 carries a game and Kelley trying to find an open receiver while three defenders are draped over him.

If LSU does not win big they should fire everyone on their staff associated with football. Not just the coaches, the receptionists and everyone else as well.

Next year, with a new coaching staff and enough time that the bad habits the team has gotten into under Bielema hopefully erased, it should be an interesting match up.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22755 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:38 am to
Any Bert defenders left among Arky faithful?

Would beating LSU make a difference at this point?
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:42 am to
Your posts are all garbage, but this one right here might be top 5 nonsensical. Just a really really stupid thread.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Any Bert defenders left among Arky faithful?


I haven't heard them if they exist. There are (or at least were???) some who think they'll wait til next year to fire him but that's more of a timing/monetary issue than actually thinking Bert's the right man for the job.
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