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Thread for serious analysis of Arkansas versus LSU

Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:43 am
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:43 am
We all know that Arkansas his struggled, but this is a rivalry game so let’s break it down



Arkansas defense vs LSU one dimensional offense ADVANTAGE ARKANSAS

LSU’s slightly above average defense vs Arkansas hit & miss offense. PUSH


Bert coaching for his future vs O being secure with new guaranteed contract ADVANTAGE ARKANSAS


LSU signature win : Aggie( it’s happening)

Arkansas signature win : Ole Miss

ADVANTAGE ARKANSAS


LSU signature loss: Troy

Arkansas signature loss: Aggie

ADVANTAGE LSU


Fattest coach? ADVANTAGE ARKANSAS

Coach least likely to have his instructions stolen/understood by the other team: ADVANTAGE LSU

not sure about special teams, someone chime in please




This post was edited on 11/10/17 at 8:29 am
Posted by Lestradamus
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
346 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:46 am to
Where's the thread for the serious analysis of Ark vs LSU? This obviously isn't it.
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
4460 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:46 am to
Take your assessment to Vegas and back it up with a little cash. Bookies will love you.
Posted by Chinese Bandit
Edmond, Ok
Member since Jan 2004
1543 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:49 am to
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Old Sarge


LSU Thread

Checks out

Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2402 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:50 am to
Wow. Troll Sarge starting a thread about LSU.

24/7.

My prediction, the troll will be whining about being called a troll by the second page.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:51 am to
Arkansas Thread

Checks out


Posted by MistaMike9
Member since Mar 2017
607 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:54 am to
LSU's mediocre defense. I guess we're gonna have to steamroll A&M to change your mind Sarge. We just held the #1 team in the country to less total yards of offense than our offense and we held their "Heisman caliber" backs to 3.2 YPC.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:55 am to
quote:

guess we're gonna have to steamroll A&M to change your mind Sarge



Have you seen our offense? Wet toilet paper could stop our offense
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 7:59 am to
And we played them closer and held Bama to fewer yds than you did, right?
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:00 am to
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This post was edited on 11/10/17 at 8:01 am
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
8606 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:02 am to
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LSU one dimensional offense



THis crap again.
LSU isn't that One dimensional. Very similar stats to A&M



We have 1881 rushing yards. That would be balanced.


D.J. Chark is #4 in conference in receiving yards.
Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:06 am to
You forgot to mention their Coach is fatter than ours.
Posted by Chinese Bandit
Edmond, Ok
Member since Jan 2004
1543 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:07 am to
quote:

And we played them closer and held Bama to fewer yds than you did, right?


You played them closer...

We held them to fewer yards


LINK
Bama vs. A&M - Bama 355 Yards


LINK
Bama vs. LSU - Bama 299 Yards

Either way we both lost....
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
8606 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:10 am to
quote:

LSU's mediocre defense


#17 out of 130 something teams. Def mediocre.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:13 am to
quote:

LSU isn't that One dimensional. Very similar stats to A&M


We are horribly one dimensional
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123586 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:13 am to
Is A&M playing one of these teams tomorrow?
This post was edited on 11/10/17 at 8:14 am
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:13 am to
Bert is fat/thread...
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:15 am to
quote:

We held them to fewer yards



I think the numbers I looked at included kick and punt return yds
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55219 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:17 am to
quote:

Is A&M playing one of these teams tomorrow?



Why does that matter? As an expert on football statistical analysis, can’t I just be interested in discussing the game?
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
4386 posts
Posted on 11/10/17 at 8:18 am to
quote:

serious analysis of Arkansas versus LSU


Not a single mention about the sheer obesity of bert. Thread is garbage.

0/10 analysis.

PS: Old Sarge, this was a free throw - I am very very dissapointed.
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