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re: This is the most LSU hire ever

Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126836 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:46 pm to
How is that different from any gameday?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11588 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:59 pm to
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Can’t wait for this all to blow up in your face. It will be glorious.



Well that's not very nice of you. But it might, especially if you define "blowing up" as him bolting for another school in 6 yrs after a few 10 and 11 win seasons.

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He has never succeeded at the helm of a major program.


Neither had Saban, Miles and certainly not Orgeron, but here we are. And like you, I don't consider Ole Miss a major program either, so I concede the point.

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Enjoy the ride, either way, it’s going to be entertaining.


Without a doubt.
Posted by Tex117
Member since Oct 2025
664 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:02 pm to
There is no way you went to LSU.

This is a reasonable and coherent post.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18086 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:15 pm to
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I remember the early days. There was such love for Brian Kelly.


How far in your LSU vault did you have to dig for that one?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11588 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:22 pm to
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There is no way you went to LSU.



I did indeed. While working three meaningless jobs and construction turn arounds in chemical plants each summer, blowing pell grant money at Fred's before the check cleared, and in the pre-TOPS era, joining the National Guard to get free tuition and the payback of school loans which I had taken out only because they let me.

They were even kind enough to give me a degree if I agreed to leave. After which the Guard gave me an invite to winter in the sands of Kuwait. Luckily, last minute, they felt I would be better served roaming the beautiful forests of Fort Polk for a few months.

This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 9:23 pm
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
18501 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:27 pm to
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Neither had Saban, Miles and certainly not Orgeron, but here we are. And like you, I don't consider Ole Miss a major program either, so I concede the point.


Kelly? Well looks like Kiffin to me when he was at USC. Ever since then he still hasn't won a championship.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
16323 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:27 pm to
Y'all turned on Ogre 13 months after a natty.
Posted by Tex117
Member since Oct 2025
664 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:37 pm to
Didn’t know there were actually solid guys who went to LSU. Who knew?

Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34990 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Hopefully he chills out and quote: Cocaine Lane turns into Lane Spliffin for yalls sake I'm hearing that rumor. Got legs?



Tenner fans were talking about Lanes addictions back in 2009.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 9:46 pm
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44085 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:42 pm to
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He’s not going to build shi


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but he’ll probably give LSU a 50/50 chance of winning a natty within the first 3 years


Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
2557 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:07 pm to
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That is what LSU fans said about Brian Kelly. This is going to be Kelly 2.0.


Yup. LSU is Lane’s newest mistress and they won’t be his last. I give him 3 years before he either leaves or they start the Brian Kelly excuses for him.
Posted by Skee
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2025
8 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:50 pm to
Lane does not appear to be capable of handling the extremely high expectations and stress that come with the LSU job. Ole miss allowed him to make some mistakes without losing their shite. This could be absolute chaos.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 11:51 pm
Posted by Lcguy
Member since Jan 2020
2046 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 1:01 am to
Kinda like coach O did. But we will take it. lane Train baby
Posted by rolltide32
Fort Payne, AL
Member since Nov 2013
6778 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:14 am to
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Bama fans are more upset by this than Ole Miss fans


Yeah. I'm so upset that our administration was a hell of a lot smarter than all of us that were clamoring for that complete sack of shite to replace Saban.

Dude needs professional help because he clearly doesn't live in reality to think that he could just take a job with a rival school and be allowed to coach the playoffs. His level of delusion and narcissism is second to none. He quit on a playoff team because it was in his best interest long term plain and simple and he is too full of himself to admit it. All he wants to do is play the victim and gaslight and blame the system and Ole Miss administration and take no personal accountability.

He's a great football coach. Best offensive mind in college football period point blank. He's willing to do whatever is necessary to win with whatever group of players he has to work with, but he is an absolute shite stain of a person.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
754 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:58 am to
Very accurate statement! He may very well win LSU a natty in 2-4 years, maybe two. But when he leaves it is going to be ugly ugly. The egos on both sides of that divorce will make it entertaining as all get out!
Posted by Dougiejurgens3
Member since Nov 2023
420 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 3:12 am to
I know it’s literally impossible for you fricking retards to understand
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
79346 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:20 am to
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The first time Kiffin goes for it on fourth down inside his own 30, doesn't get it, and then winds up losing the game, this place is going to be quite the sight.


After living thru the Les Miles era with the amount of fake calls he made which included calling a fake punt from his own end zone…we’re good.
Posted by Borntoboogy
Member since Jan 2023
1091 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:30 am to
All is fair in Love and Football.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13362 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:33 am to
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This dude is going to build us into an absolute juggernaut


No one has ever done this at LSU, so that would mean it's not the most LSU hire ever.
Posted by MosesRAB93
Dallas area
Member since Apr 2014
375 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:40 am to
Unpossible without the clown governor y’all have. After grandstanding about the BK contract, he gives Lane one that is 80% guaranteed with no mitigation clause and a bonus for an Ole Miss playoff win or NC?
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