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re: The thing about Elko’s weight

Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by CT Hooktip
Fairmont, WV
Member since Jan 2024
270 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Golden Corral


If they shoot a GC commercial with Elko drinking directly out of the chocolate fountain, I'll become an A&M fan.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
27105 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:34 pm to
I thought it had to do with eating out the entire first year while his family was finishing in NC. Let us see if he can get it under control now
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2288 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:48 pm to
Kinda agree but then there’s guys like Andy Reid….
Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
4238 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:14 pm to
'It's like an ad for a weight loss center. Before and waayyyy before!'
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
33328 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:16 pm to
14 downvotes.


A lot of fat baws
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
3223 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:36 pm to
Any guesses on his weight?

Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:39 pm to
Man shut the frick up lmao you are the least like person here lol

So you stand up for horn, and make fun of A&M? Yeah, not an alter. Can’t make this up.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
27105 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:20 pm to
Frenzy is an Aggie that lost a bet
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5126 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:29 pm to
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My question is, if it is simply due to poor choices, how can Elko preach discipline and not exercise it himself?


That is what he has Tommy Moffitt for.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:36 pm to
Frenzy is a horn alter, check his post history. He isn’t an OG like Sarge or Texag7. And I think he’s a spin off of xWing.

He literally has another rant on the front page dogging our school, and constantly white knights horn. He might be Charlie who masquerades as a Vandy fan, or GatorForever, the other horn alter. He gets butt hurt and cries on here bc he can dish, but can’t take. Plus, he posts dildos too much when he fake fights horn. If he’s not an alter, he’s a highly immature boomer.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 7:39 pm
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5782 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:39 pm to
That would also explain why he looks 20 years older than his actual age. He’s not long for this world
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
710 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:40 pm to
How many calories are in those jars the frat bros keep bringing him?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9298 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Go frick yourself. You sound like a retard. Alter weirdo. Be careful not to go postal with all that anger. Way to gaslight. Lmao!

Better a retard than a liar. Continue to ignore “real Aggies” who tell you that I’m a genuine fan if you want, and take your own advice and read my post history.

This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 9:15 pm
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:23 pm to
Yeah, no. Calm down alter. Have some class. Lack of parenting for sure. And I ain’t lying weirdo. Go white knight some more gas lighter lmao.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
710 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Calm down alter. Have some class


NO!
Please NO!

This is the best fight I've seen on rant all week.
Please continue
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:37 pm to
I’m kind of enjoying it. Sites been dead. I got him to rewrite his posts countless times, and now he’s claiming Colorado is defending him. Maybe I can pull a Harry vs Dear Diary epic troll.
Posted by morriscat2
tennessee
Member since Jun 2012
2290 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:46 pm to
A blimp has a birdseye view of things. Not a bad thing at all.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:48 pm to
Could be worse.

Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9298 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Yeah, no. Calm down alter. Have some class. Lack of parenting for sure. And I ain’t lying weirdo. Go white knight some more gas lighter lmao.

Okay, then. Go find a single post I made that has a picture of a dildo in it. Go on, I’ll wait.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3237 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

lmao. Okay, then. Go find a single post I made that has a picture of a dildo in it. Go on, I’ll wait.


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