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re: The thing about Elko’s weight

Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:57 am to
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:57 am to
I’m in pharmacy school, so I completely understand that sometimes it isn’t your fault. My question is, if it is simply due to poor choices, how can Elko preach discipline and not exercise it himself?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:05 am to
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It’s like going to a dentist who has horrible yellow teeth.

Which dentist with horrible yellow teeth downvoted that?
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:36 am to
Elfs aren't fat, are they Frenzy?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:46 am to
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Elfs aren't fat, are they Frenzy?

I don’t get why you associate elves with me.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
3109 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:47 am to
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It’s not so much the size of his belly but the shape. Something looks weirdly off about it.

Booze.
Posted by OU_Fan
America's Heartland
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:07 pm to
Do you not have the maturity or better things to do than post on an internet message board about someone’s weight? Does it boost your ego?

Quite pathetic if you ask me.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:15 pm to
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sometimes it isn’t your fault.


Very rarely. Now with the new Wegovy pill, if you are fat, it's by choice.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:17 pm to
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Very rarely. Now with the new Wegovy pill, if you are fat, it's by choice.

Most people can’t afford GLP-1s, and you have to meet some fairly strict criteria before insurance will pay for it.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:20 pm to
Like what? BMI over 30 and or pre-hypertensive? 85% of America meets that.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:27 pm to
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Like what? BMI over 30 and or pre-hypertensive? 85% of America meets that.

More like BMI over 40 plus diabetes.

Insurance companies suck.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 1:28 pm
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
26529 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:29 pm to
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I was shocked to find out he played safety.


Not sure why... can you imagine Heupel as a QB???
Posted by Yippie_Ky_yae
Member since Jun 2019
4697 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:44 pm to
If he can’t fit in a milkman’s suit fans get upset.
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:32 pm to
Elko looked like a pregnant woman walking out pregame vs miami. I was like dang
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 3:33 pm
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2049 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:38 pm to
At this point in history, especially being wealthy, being a lard arse is a choice....so much we know about nutrition, and worst case is there are glp meds to get you get over the hump.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
39861 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:44 pm to
this wasnt a problem while the aggy rollercoaster was going up up up.


now? damn thing dun runt off the rails and yall are fat-shaming your guy.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:46 pm to
Retarded takes you keep doubling down on. You should educate the fat asses in your family lmao
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15771 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:47 pm to
He’s an alter, has attacked real Aggie posters before
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2350 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:14 pm to
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But if he wants us to believe he’s truly going to change things


He can’t change shite if he’s dead.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:15 pm to
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He’s an alter, has attacked real Aggie posters before

You are literally the only person on this board who thinks I’m not an Aggie fan, and you can take your crybaby “he told me to stop saying stupid things about Arch Manning” arse back to your trailer and cry me a river.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4910 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:18 pm to
He just needs to get an NIL deal with Golden Corral, Cici's, & Pancho's and roll with it. Raise the flag bitches!
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