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re: The state of Texas is a lot like Germany
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:03 am to Faurot fodder
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:03 am to Faurot fodder
Once the game is over. My ps5 will turn off.
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Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:04 am to TigerScorpion
We're not as hardcore as coonasses that steal from hospitals, but we are pretty tough.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:26 am to bamabaseballsec
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fun fact German woodlands was the only place in Europe that struck fear into Rome).
Pick up a history book and read about Hadrian’s Wall.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:27 am to Faurot fodder
Our beer is a lot like German beer
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:28 am to SoonerInTheFort
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You're from missouri, baw.
Missouri men haven’t earned the privilege of being called a Baw. My last trip we didn’t see a single fellow with truck nuts.
This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 11:29 am
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:28 am to Faurot fodder
quote:Here again you are equating a legislative decision on 84 million people. I would bet good money that most of the legislative decisions in this country alone most common people didn't ask for or want it now. The problem again...you are blaming the whole damn country on what a small number of government officials passed. Geez....why do I have to explain it yet again. Blanket statements.
It's illegal to "insult" someone in Germany. How is that not soft?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:32 am to Faurot fodder
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Not the point of this thread. The point is that Texas is soft and we don't need that pussy arse shite in the SEC.
Faurot knows how to talk shite. Props
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:32 am to flagshipuniversity
Dude, do you really think I GAF about the citizens of Germany? This thread is about Texas being soft. Geez.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:36 am to AtlantaLSUfan
Their weak shite has got me pissed.
Spring football is for the fans. Canceling it is panzy-arse shite.
Shielding aTm baseball players from tough questions after a loss is panzy-arse shite.
Spring football is for the fans. Canceling it is panzy-arse shite.
Shielding aTm baseball players from tough questions after a loss is panzy-arse shite.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:38 am to Faurot fodder
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This thread is about Texas being soft. Geez.
Given you are from Missouri, people are having a hard time processing your argument. Maybe you should cry to the sky about Trump or something, then we could understand.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:39 am to Faurot fodder
Well, many of Texas’ original settlers were German. They still exhibit many of the same traits as their ancestors. They don’t get along well with others, they love cramming sausages in their mouths, they start a lot of shite but inevitably lose.
It is interesting that their nemesis the French are right next door in Louisiana. I don’t think we need to rehash what pussies the French are.
It is interesting that their nemesis the French are right next door in Louisiana. I don’t think we need to rehash what pussies the French are.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:39 am to MtVernon
Vernon, you are too dumb to argue with. Missouri is one of the reddest states around. Any more brilliant observations?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:41 am to captdalton
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they start a lot of shite but inevitably lose
if Texas were to secede you'd all be begging for a seat at the table.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:41 am to captdalton
The "no horns down" homos are likely cousins with the German insult police.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:44 am to AtlantaLSUfan
In Missouri we measure our "bawness" by the size of the nuts in our drawers, not on our trucks.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:49 am to Faurot fodder
We need to send your momma a bill for watching you all day.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 11:57 am to Faurot fodder
Lol a hardware discussion from a Mizzou fan....... You have to be kidding me
Posted on 2/21/25 at 12:00 pm to bamabaseballsec
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Also they’re basically responsible for the manhattan project research
I believe you are getting the Manhattan project and the Apollo/space program confused. The Manhattan project was all-American, cloaked in secrecy, headed by US physicist Oppenheimer; and only made possible by the unheard of money and resources the US government committed to it.
The success of the Apollo project was due much to Von Braun. He was a Nazi who was also the worldwide expert on rockets. Germany was years if not decades ahead of the rest of the world when it came to rockets. At the conclusion of the war the US offered Von Braun and many other German scientist a choice. Come work for us and bring all your research with you or we will hang you for war crimes for all the British civilians your V3 rockets killed. Von Braun packed his bags and ended up in Huntsville, AL.
Someone may nitpick something there, but that is the jist if it.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 12:02 pm to Faurot fodder
good god your topic ideas are awful
Posted on 2/21/25 at 12:03 pm to dallastiger55
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Due to economic turmoil in the motherland, a large group of Germans moved to Central Texas around Fredericksburg and New Braunfels and were known for cooking large quantities of meats low and slow outside on a massive pit.
The German influence is also why sausage is a much bigger part of the barbecue scene in Texas than just about anywhere else in the south.
It is strange that the immigrants preferred to cook on outside pits. I guess it was due to necessity on the Texas frontier. We know ethnic Germans prefer to cook things in large, walk in size ovens.
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