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The Haunting of the Auburnites!

Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
53436 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:02 pm




195 yards are Haunting the boys and Women of Auburn.

The boys have nightmares of the top running QB. The breaking of Tebow's record has caused many wet sheets.





The dreamy dreams by the Auburn women of this man ramming holes. Over and over.... and over is how this story goes. Their "men" had never been able.... hell, just no horse in their... stable.

Wet sheets mornng? HA OH YEAH THEY HAD THEM. Why? Because of the spasms.





This GOD LIKE man, and the motion he had. The force hitting each hole, penetrated their hearts and killed their souls.


But that Man, that God Like passionate man.... He's gone. It left the Auburn women feeling... Well..empty and alone.

That is until NOW! They have heard of ANOTHER, one who has..... even MORE to offer.


The look of wildness and beard so full, they wonder and dream again of what a REAL QB can do.




He's ramming holes like the one of old, but also has the touch...going DEEP like the Auburn women desire so much. Hell their QB DON'T HAVE MUCH.




Once again, their dreams are back.... each night while lying on their backs because this new leading rushing SEC QB is on the attack.



But there's more to the story, for he's not alone. The leading SEC RB has been grinding LIKE STONE!


















Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:07 pm to
I only upvoted because the girl was bangable. Really weird post otherwise
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:10 pm to
Is the Auburn defense most of the same exact players from last year?

I think those cats just gave up and refused to even try to adjust to defend Fitz. He ran all over them and they refused to even try to bring him down.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:11 pm to
Literally GOAT post. You win. Shut it down boys.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13296 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

I think those cats just gave up and refused to even try to adjust to defend Fitz. He ran all over them and they refused to even try to bring him down.


Last year’s State game was the absolute worst performance I’ve ever seen from a Steele defense. It was shocking. I’m sure they’re motivated to fix that this year.
Posted by raWelgaE
Member since Oct 2008
773 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Last year’s State game was the absolute worst performance I’ve ever seen from a Steele defense


Then you haven't been watching football very long.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:16 pm to
You should stick to the political board...
Posted by mtopdawg421
Middle GA
Member since Aug 2017
984 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:17 pm to
I dont know wtf I just read. But I feel like I need to shower now.
Posted by RatRodDawg
UGA & USC alum/Los Angeles, Calif
Member since Nov 2018
2494 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:19 pm to
Alrighty...after this by the OP, I don't want to hear a single word of criticism about any of my posts!! I've read...and seen it all right here.
Posted by DonaldDuckworth
Florida
Member since Jul 2017
1508 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:20 pm to
This was a better offering. I see progress here and something to build on
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

I think those cats just gave up and refused to even try to adjust to defend Fitz. He ran all over them and they refused to even try to bring him down.

quote:

Last year’s State game was the absolute worst performance I’ve ever seen from a Steele defense. It was shocking. I’m sure they’re motivated to fix that this year.

Hell, Steele didn't even have the gumption to adjust his coverage's. A defense full of seasoned players, some seniors and they laid the frick down.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:26 pm to
A lot of effort in the OP for someone who says he isn’t a State fan.
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
2872 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:29 pm to
Holy frick at that pancake by the pulling guard
Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
53436 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:37 pm to
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Holy frick at that pancake by the pulling guard



Laid her flat on her back!
Posted by TheMidnightTiger
Member since Jun 2018
2364 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:54 pm to
The traditional frick your post comment
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:56 pm to
A proper grind. upvoted.
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 1:57 pm to
Why am I a better grinder than State fans?
Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
53436 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 3:03 pm to
They are back out of retirement!!!!

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105379 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 3:06 pm to
You can stop trying so hard.

We have some real tGrinders bringing quality threads now.

You did your best trying to help the c team, but it was found wanting in so many ways.
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