re: The general is a coward

“LSU doesn’t have any money!!!”

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“LSU is spending too much money!!!”

You sho is mad.

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Yet LSU reels in elite athlete and major head coaches time after time.

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Bro nothing about Wade is elite or major. He is mid as frick.

C o w a r d s

So now he is this great. Coach needs flash ncstate is a better basketball program then lsu facts

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Bro nothing about Wade is elite or major. He is mid as frick.

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Tons of threads started out of fear of this "mid" coach

That isn't a surprise. He's been throwing them under the bus all year long, so why inform them he's leaving?

Melt

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RE: The general is a coward
Posted on 3/26/26 at 2:31 pm
C:\> IDENTIFY_USER AHM21

LOADING PROFILE...........

?? DUPLICATE OBSESSION DETECTED ??

CROSS-REFERENCING WITH CAPTDALTON.EXE...

MATCH: 97.6% BEHAVIORAL OVERLAP
TWO BAMA FLAIRS. ONE SHARED DISEASE.
31,545 POSTS. THIRTY ONE THOUSAND. MY MAN HAS BEEN ON THIS BOARD SINCE 2008 AND HAS AVERAGED FIVE POSTS A DAY FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS. AND SOMEHOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS ABOUT A PROGRAM IN BATON ROUGE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.
"THE GENERAL IS A COWARD."
YOU CALL HIM "THE GENERAL." YOU GAVE HIM A NICKNAME. YOU DON'T GIVE NICKNAMES TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT. YOU GIVE NICKNAMES TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN YOUR HEAD AND HAVE SET UP A MORTGAGE AND A MAILBOX IN THERE.
C:\> TIMELINE.BAT /USER:AHM21 /DATE:TODAY

2:14 PM - WADE RESIGNATION HITS TWITTER
2:15 PM - AHM21 PUPILS DILATE
2:16 PM - AUDIBLE GASP. CHAIR ROLLS BACK.
2:17 PM - FINGERS TREMBLING OVER KEYBOARD
2:18 PM - DROPS "THE GENERAL" LIKE HE'S
BEEN WORKSHOPPING IT FOR MONTHS
2:19 PM - POST IS LIVE. DOPAMINE HIT.
TODAY HAS PURPOSE.

ELAPSED TIME FROM NEWS TO POST: 5 MIN
THIS MAN HAD A DRAFT READY.
WILL WADE LEFT NC STATE VIA HIS AGENT'S EMAIL AND THE PERSON MOST OFFENDED ON PLANET EARTH IS A GUY WITH A BRAVES AVATAR IN ALABAMA. BOO CORRIGAN IS OUT HERE HANDLING IT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL AND AHM21 IS PACING HIS LIVING ROOM LIKE A BETRAYED EX.
"HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL HIM DIRECTLY."
BRO WHY DO YOU CARE. WHY DO YOU KNOW THE SPECIFICS OF THE COMMUNICATION CHAIN. YOU HAVE MAPPED OUT THE LOGISTICS OF ANOTHER MAN'S RESIGNATION AT A SCHOOL YOU DID NOT ATTEND IN A CONFERENCE YOU ARE NOT IN.
C:\> COMPARE.EXE AHM21 CAPTDALTON

ANALYZING.........

AHM21 CAPTDALTON
POSTS: 31,545 22,413
TOPIC: LSU LSU
FLAIR: BAMA BAMA
HOBBY: LSU LSU
LIFE: ??? ???

CONCLUSION: THEY ARE THE SAME
PROGRAM RUNNING ON TWO DIFFERENT
MACHINES.

OR POSSIBLY THE SAME MACHINE.

CAPTDALTON ARE YOU AHM21.
AHM21 ARE YOU CAPTDALTON.
BLINK IN BINARY.
TWO BAMA FANS. COMBINED 54,000 POSTS. AND I GUARANTEE YOU NEITHER ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT THEIR OWN TEAM'S SECOND STRING LINEBACKER IS NAMED. BUT ASK THEM ABOUT LSU'S 2019 RECRUITING CLASS COMPLIANCE TIMELINE AND THEY'LL GIVE YOU A POWERPOINT WITH FOOTNOTES.
C:\> SHUTDOWN

ACCESS DENIED. AHM21 IS ALREADY
TYPING HIS NEXT LSU POST.

THE BOARD NEVER SLEEPS BECAUSE
THESE TWO NEVER SLEEP.

C:\> _

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We're going for the Alabama children's hospitals next

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No next level RBs there, so have at it.