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re: Texas mascot Bevo is a feedlot animal

Posted on 12/20/24 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by DawginSC
Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 12:51 pm to
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Our "good for nothing mutt" is worth more in dollars than your oil wells can pump!

Our "good for nothing mutt" has been on the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazines more times than Bevo can fart in day!!

Prove it


I tend to agree with the Texas poster here.

I'm sure Bevo farts almost non-stop in a day. While UGA has been on the cover of sports illustrated quite a bit, I will not under estimate the amount of farts from the Texas cow.

Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 12:52 pm to
If you cannot prove it with facts then you are just being a dumbass
Posted by JetDawg
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 12:55 pm to
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Prove it

My word is worth it. Now, you can kiss MY BUTT!
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78666 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 12:55 pm to
idk if UGA should be talking about quality of live mascots.

you’re replacing Uga like every 6 years.
Posted by LonghornCheekClapper
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Member since Dec 2024
993 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:00 pm to
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In your first SEC season
In your own words
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Deal with it fat boy!
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 1:01 pm
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:00 pm to
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Prove it

My word is worth it. Now, you can kiss MY BUTT!

Typical liberal democrat behavior.

Making claims they cannot prove.

Must suck to be a dummy Georgia fan AS WELL AS a liberal democrat.
Posted by JetDawg
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:02 pm to
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you’re replacing Uga like every 6 years.

That's because it's hard work barking like a Dawg and winning conference and national championships like we do. It takes a lot out of ya.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:03 pm to
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That's because it's hard work barking like a Dawg and winning conference and national championships like we do. It takes a lot out of ya.


Didn't y'all have a 40 year national championship drought?
Posted by LonghornCheekClapper
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Member since Dec 2024
993 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:03 pm to
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Typical liberal democrat behavior. Making claims they cannot prove. Must suck to be a dummy Georgia fan AS WELL AS a liberal democrat.

You are the reason reasonable patrotic conservative republicans get a bad Representation.
Your Idiotic inbreded speaking is what’s deplorable
Posted by JetDawg
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:04 pm to
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Typical liberal democrat behavior.

Making claims they cannot prove.

Must suck to be a dummy Georgia fan AS WELL AS a liberal democrat.

Oh, now we're talkin' politics, are we?

I'm a conservative Republican.

I may suck at being a dummy Georgia fan, but you suck AND SWALLOW as a dummy Texas fan!
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:05 pm to
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it's hard work barking like a Dawg and winning conference and national championships like we do.

We?

You don't do crap except sit your fat arse on the couch eating chips.

You do nothing to win titles.

Deal with it fat boy!
Posted by LonghornCheekClapper
In a fever dream
Member since Dec 2024
993 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:06 pm to
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Didn't y'all have a 40 year national championship drought?

I know you’re new here and pathetic.. but that doesn’t hurt our feelings anymore.

Your current drought is already half the age ours was … Sit Down
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 1:07 pm
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6628 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:15 pm to
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I know you’re new here

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Member since Dec 2024


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Your current drought is already half the age ours was


Yeah, that's not really a burn.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:16 pm to
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The world of double mulligans in CFB is a sad one
That's because this is pro football.
Posted by 212ZonePress
Member since Jun 2015
682 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:17 pm to
Bevo Brisket on a Biscuit
Bevo Beef Burritos
Bevo T-Bone Steak Tacos
Cook Em!
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 1:19 pm
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
9352 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:17 pm to
GA mascot is known copraphagic
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2692 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:19 pm to
People don't know the history of the wild Longhorn. As you pointed out they lost domestication and became wild, lean, and developed a real nasty temperament. It wasn't uncommon in early Vaguero/Cowboy times that one of these wild beast would try to gore horses, or kill a man on foot. Set some loose in wild today and they'll lean and mean up.
Posted by LonghornCheekClapper
In a fever dream
Member since Dec 2024
993 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:22 pm to
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Yeah, that's not really a burn.

Yet you bring up 1980 is… okay there champ.

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Yeah, that's not really a burn.

Here’s a burn for you


So nice

We had to do it Twice!

Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9287 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:23 pm to
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But "horns down" = "Bevo's Ready to Charge"...!

Yes, but to use them effectively, they have to be flipped up.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6728 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 1:24 pm to
Where else but here can you find four pages of heated debate about grain-fed cow farts and bulldog congenital heart defects due to inbreeding?
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