re: Texas and OU will raise the reputation of this conference

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groomers and perverts

Last time we in the SEC saw OU on the playing field, which is where it actually matters, LSU had put up 7 TD's on its , to be polite, defense. At half. And last time we all looked, both UT & OU's reputations are such that they now trail both TCU & Mighty Kansas St.

Anything like last season?

OFFICIAL PRIDE EVENTS
8/6/22
ATX Queer Music Fest

Lustre Pearl South
Austin's first all-queer music festival features two stages of LGBTQ+ performers (including Mama Duke & P1nkstar!), DJs and tributes to beloved artists like Lady Gaga and Selena. There will also be a local vendor market hosted by Friday Friday so you can get your shop on between sets.

8/7/22
Drag Brunch
Four Seasons Hotel Austin
Four Seasons Hotel Austin is kicking off the city’s Pride month celebrations with a Drag Brunch on Sunday, August 7, 2022. The “Pop Princess” themed event will be opened by Austin's own Ritzy Bitz & Celia Light. Also being welcomed to the stage is iconic New Orleans drag queens Kookie Baker and Jessica Champagne to headline. All guests are encouraged to participate in the "Pop Princess" theme, the more the merrier!

8/14/22
Family Pride Night at the Thinkery
Thinkery
Bring the whole family for a playful afternoon at Austin's Thinkery children's museum. This free event features activities like drag story time, a dance party, mini pride parade and more.

8/15/22
Out at the Movie: Sister Act
The Domain
Bring a blanket or lawn chair to the Domain for a family friendly showing of Sister Act on the lawn. The event is free and concessions are available for purchase.

8/16/22
Dirty Dynasty BINGO
Fourth & Co.
Join Austin Pride for a special Pride Week edition of Dirty Dynasty BINGO. See performances by some of Austin's favorite drag queens and delight in food and drink specials while you play. Event is for ages 18+.

8/17/22
Austin PRIDE Rainbow Skate
Playland Skate Center
Austin PRIDE takes over the Playland Skate Center on Wednesday, August 11 for the Annual PRIDE edition of Rainbow Skate! Share the love and skate with a sweetie or just come out and roll with your homies. Featuring music by DJ Chorizo Funk, who keeps 'em dancing all night long!

8/19/22
Drip Drop 10: The Drip and Dip Pool Party
Rio Nightclub + Dayclub
Make your way to the hottest pool party of the summer. As Austin's official Pride Urban Party, Drip Drop will feature beats from DJ Melissa Bellz and a whole lot of fun.

8/20/22
Beyond the Rainbow: Austin PRIDE Celebration
Fiesta Gardens
Austin's 30th annual PRIDE celebration is pulling out all the stops. Bring the whole family for free inflatable games, carnival rides and drag queen story time. Shop local and handmade goods from 140+ vendor booths, watch amazing entertainers, snack on yummy food and drinks, and more.

8/20/22
Austin PRIDE Parade
Congress Avenue
Join Austinites as they take to the streets to celebrate pride and equality. The annual parade usually begins at the Texas State Capitol, runs down Congress Avenue, through the Warehouse District, and concludes on the Congress Avenue bridge. Austinites, students, local organizations, visitors, allies, live performers, celebrities, floats and more will create a spectacle unmatched by any other local event. This is the best way to conclude a week of celebrations so head downtown early to get a prime spot for viewing!

8/21/22
Drag for All
The Parish
Drag for All is an all ages drag show hosted by some of Austin's favorite drag queens. Bring the whole family for incredible performances and a dance party DJ set by Ruby Knight. There will be craft cocktails for the adults by local Desert Door distillery.

Explore our Event Calendar for more happenings and check out our LGBTQ Itinerary for more ways to experience the best of Austin!

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Georgia - attempting to cover up a car crash involving a staffer and player

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Things that didn't happen for $1,000

Looks like you had every building in Austin rented except the mayor's office for your big occasion. Go big or go home, ey shorthorns?

The horns would be in dead last in the SEC in baseball right now, what is Oklahoma’s record? Where would they be?

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No, you ain't jack shite to do with the SEC right now and will be a wannabe for years to come after you are members.

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You're an expansion retread just like us and every other non-charter member.

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Just to recap, the Special Teams coach at Texas, who played for Mike Price at Alabama, left his wife for a former stripper, who went by the name of Pole Assassin. That former stripper’s pet monkey, who performed with her when she was the Pole Assassin, bit a kid on Halloween.

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Possibly the greatest college football back story of all time.

I bet her tits feel like basketballs but she probably gives amazing head.