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Posted on 2/1/25 at 8:38 pm to AGGIES
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Haha. Thought it was real at first.
It is real; that is what makes it funny.
Almost Good Enough!
Posted on 2/1/25 at 8:45 pm to BamaRoo
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Come on Horns , it IS funny if you think about it. Laugh !
How about this:
Male Team of The Year
This award was dreamed up by the Dildo Division of The Longhorn Squad to promote menz and menz who like menz.
Posted on 2/1/25 at 9:19 pm to OmegaXL
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It is real; that is what makes it funny.
Surprised they didn’t put national championship with an asterisk for Colt McCoy’s game vs Alabama.
Posted on 2/1/25 at 9:21 pm to OmegaXL
Yall are phagz that's all I know
Posted on 2/1/25 at 11:16 pm to MtVernon
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Yall are phagz that's all I know
Only Southerners can use the term y'all, not Texans.
Posted on 2/1/25 at 11:23 pm to AGGIES
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Surprised they didn’t put national championship with an asterisk for Colt McCoy’s game vs Alabama.
"Remember Colt's Shoulder" is as much a part of their psyche as "In 2019, we wuz the bestest ever" is to LSU fans.
Posted on 2/1/25 at 11:39 pm to OmegaXL
Man, how far has Alabama really fallen? Now Texas is living rent free in Alabama fans’ heads? It’s all y’all seem to talk about now. Sad.
Posted on 2/1/25 at 11:44 pm to TexasOnTop
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aggie post
Are all Longhorns as slick as cat shite on linoleum?
Posted on 2/2/25 at 1:52 am to The_Giving_Tree
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Man, how far has Alabama really fallen? Now Texas is living rent free in Alabama fans’ heads? It’s all y’all seem to talk about now. Sad.
This is sadder:
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:49 am to The_Giving_Tree
Pointing out the shorthorns are all hat and no cattle has been a yearly thing for almost all of the last 50 years. We get a kick out of watching you whine and wail about how great you are yet are woefully deficient in the important trophies.
They still haven’t seemed to figure out they didn’t win a single thing that matters in the SEC since they joined.
They still haven’t seemed to figure out they didn’t win a single thing that matters in the SEC since they joined.
Posted on 2/2/25 at 7:11 am to OmegaXL
As one of the owners of Texas I will see to it that this is taken care of.
Posted on 2/2/25 at 8:19 am to OmegaXL
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I can't wait to see their almost good enough championship rings?
Pretty sure they fervently believe they won the SEC. Results be damned.
Posted on 2/2/25 at 8:53 am to bamameister
"Pointing out the shorthorns are all hat and no cattle has been a yearly thing for almost all of the last 50 years. We get a kick out of watching you whine and wail about how great you are yet are woefully deficient in the important trophies."
Care to discuss Directors Cups? I thought not.
Care to discuss Directors Cups? I thought not.
Posted on 2/2/25 at 10:36 am to Old Horn
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"Pointing out the shorthorns are all hat and no cattle has been a yearly thing for almost all of the last 50 years.
I don't know how that expression in shorthornville is understood and it's not really a growing concern in these here parts. But this is the SEC and we have another expression, "Show me the trophy, or it didn't happen."
Posted on 2/2/25 at 10:42 am to OmegaXL
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Were they good enough this season?
Nope.
Posted on 2/2/25 at 11:30 am to OmegaXL
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I can't wait to see their almost good enough championship rings?
The precedence has been set. Let us not forget Florida State's
"Unconquered" rings for it's perfect 13-0 powder puff schedule. "Unconquered" until the 63 to 3 beat down by Georgia in the Orange Bowl.
Then of course Auburn's National Championship ring in 2004
when they didn't play in the NC game.
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:06 pm to MtVernon
quote:STFU, you dildo licking fairy.
Yall are phagz that's all I know
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:10 pm to OmegaXL
Alabraska big mad bro...
Strange cope but I'll allow it
Strange cope but I'll allow it
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:18 pm to Murph4HOF
That's actually a championship ring.
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