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re: Tebow Jokes....let's hear them.

Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by tigerguy121
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2006
10695 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:07 pm to
When you take the SATS if you write Tim Tebow down for every answer you get a 1600...or whatever the highest score is now
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27672 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:19 pm to
Tebow pushes old ladys down in crosswalks.
Posted by SonOfMike
Austin, TX
Member since Oct 2007
5886 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:20 pm to
The pebble in David's slingshot was actually a football that was thrown by tebow from the future to kill goliath
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

The pebble in David's slingshot was actually a football that was thrown by tebow from the future to kill goliath




Posted by ValentiTiger
Prairieville
Member since Aug 2008
665 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:25 pm to
Tim Tebow doesnt do push ups, he pushes the ground down
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10282 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:26 pm to
Tebow and Kimbo had a bet to see who could stay in shack full of skunks the longest. After 15 minutes, Kimbo staggered out (no pun intended) and couldn't stand it any more, 5 minutes later all the skunks staggered out.

Um.. that's the best I've got. Sorry
This post was edited on 10/8/08 at 4:26 pm
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 4:57 pm to
well this is pretty good for a laugh at tim tebows expense i know its germans...but fwiw it still applies. I figured its time to revisit the greatness

LINK
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10282 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 5:07 pm to
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well this is pretty good for a laugh at tim tebows expense i know its germans...but fwiw it still applies. I figured its time to revisit the greatness

I feel in the dark because I never saw this before, but I can not stop laughing at it!
'til I
Posted by rayg110021
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2008
720 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 6:26 pm to
HAHA i remember reading those a while ago and i just read them all again and they are funnier this time
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38568 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Tebow and Kimbo had a bet to see who could stay in shack full of skunks the longest. After 15 minutes, Kimbo staggered out (no pun intended) and couldn't stand it any more, 5 minutes later all the skunks staggered out.


i laughed because it was so horrible
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38568 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

The pebble in David's slingshot was actually a football that was thrown by tebow from the future to kill goliath


Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18845 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 7:34 pm to
heard he sucks tea out of a tea bag.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38568 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 7:46 pm to
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This - - is really his woman


no its not.
Posted by LSUtigerfreak1
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
342 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 7:50 pm to
lol

“Urban Meyer” by Tim Tebow

Oh, I'd love to play with Urban Meyer’s wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to do.
But if I played with Urban Meyer’s wiener,
Everyone would think that he’s gay too.

Posted by Kajungee
South ,Section 6 Row N
Member since Mar 2004
17033 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 10:02 pm to
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Tim Tebow is so good that the NCAA should pass a bylaw requiring the names on the backs of all the 84 other Florida Gators to read “NOT TEBOW.”



good stuff
Posted by LSUaFOOL
Jackson, La
Member since Jan 2008
1864 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 10:25 pm to
"Rather have a sister in a whore house than Tim Tebow as a brother"
This post was edited on 10/8/08 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Cornholio
LaPlace
Member since Nov 2007
8226 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 10:31 pm to
Tebow licks Urban Cryer's poopchute.
Posted by geauxtigers585
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
3832 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 10:42 pm to
Tim Tebow's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesnt cry.





Oh wait, he does.
Posted by killercoconut
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
3811 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 11:09 pm to
Tim Tebow IS a joke...enough said.
Posted by Carter
Member since Nov 2003
2877 posts
Posted on 10/8/08 at 11:15 pm to
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LINK
This is!


Dude my eyes are burning!!!
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