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re: Teacher Accused Of Being High On Heroin In Class: "Roll Tide"

Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:27 pm to
Good morning, class. My name is Mr. SORRYFORPARTYING.
Posted by Tammy FBaum
Member since Feb 2012
116 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:27 pm to
You shut the frick up!!!

That's no way to speak to a lady. I bet you dont get any pussy at all.
Posted by Palooza11
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
2561 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:28 pm to
Dude looks like a product of incest. It all makes sense now being a Bammer.
Posted by Libertyabides71
Fyffe Alabama (Yeah the UFO place)
Member since Jul 2013
5082 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:34 pm to
I wonder how many fellow teachers will be hung over tomorrow? I was a substitute before I got my full time job (this fall is my first full time). I have had 20 teachers call or text me tonight about going in for them tomorrow and subbing. Seems our school system has an outbreak of some type of mysterious sickness among our teachers.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:36 pm to
I was a sub while going taking grad classes.. Teachers are a wild bunch.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105403 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

If I'm ever arrested for something super stupid: I'm yelling War Damn Eagle at the local TV camera crews.


You can try, but usually the stupid is too much for you Bama boys...
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:39 pm to
Shittiest alter ever. No believes you dumbass.
Posted by Tammy FBaum
Member since Feb 2012
116 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:41 pm to
I bet your ugly
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:44 pm to
Meh, I'd rather be loaded teaching kids than have a cat killing room in my house
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35478 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

this is amazingly funny

I have tears in my eyes. They should add this to the espn "Roll Tide" commercial.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64604 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

I was a sub while going taking grad classes.. Teachers are a wild bunch.

pretty funny thinking about all the crazy/slutty/drunk/etc girls i went to college with who are now elementary school teachers and then thinking about all my elementary school teachers.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:47 pm to
Oh darn...I'm so embarrassed.
Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper
Member since Jul 2013
2358 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

I bet your ugly


:(
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72183 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:47 pm to
Your ugly what?
Posted by Blake R
Member since Jun 2010
1376 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:50 pm to
I know for a fact the FL panhandle is littered with slutty, drunken teachers. Because I went to school with them, and still see them every time I go out
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:51 pm to
Hey Tammy!!! How have you been? How's Roxanne?
Posted by Jango Fett
Gitmo
Member since Dec 2010
1554 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:54 pm to
He went full Bama. You never go full Bama
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:56 pm to
Bro do you even championship?
Posted by Jango Fett
Gitmo
Member since Dec 2010
1554 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:57 pm to
Don't call me bro, brah
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 10/31/13 at 10:58 pm to
bruh I ain't even about that life.
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