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Dr._Jimes_Tooper

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re: I am super proud of the job Trump has done

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/21/17 at 11:28 pm

Gonna get so downvoted for that. They actually value stupid shite like upvotes and downvotes in this place. Like it actually means something:lol:

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re: I am super proud of the job Trump has done

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/21/17 at 11:25 pm

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Anti-white and anti-American

IM WHITE

IM A VICTIM

YOU DONT KNOW THE PAIN THAT I LIVE WITH

YOU WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE IN A WHITE MANS SHOES

THE LAST 8 YEARS HAVE BEEN MORE EXCRUCIATING THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE

HOPEFULLY THE GREAT WHITE JESUS HEARS MY CRIES OF PAIN AND BLESSES ME

HELP ME!!! IM WHITE!!! IM ALPHA!!! WHY IS LIFE SO HARD!!!!

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re: George Carlin on Climate Change

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/1/17 at 8:42 pm

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Best ever Carlin quote.

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The planet is fine. The people are fricked.

re: George Carlin on Climate Change

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/1/17 at 8:35 pm

And the grand finale

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Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

re: George Carlin on Climate Change

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/1/17 at 8:35 pm

And another

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In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem

re: George Carlin on Climate Change

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/1/17 at 8:34 pm

Another

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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time

re: George Carlin on Climate Change

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/1/17 at 8:31 pm

Here's another good one

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Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to frick in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

re: George Carlin on Climate Change

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 6/1/17 at 8:28 pm

Favorite Carlin quote

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Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

re: WARNING: The effects of butt chuggin'

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 2/7/16 at 11:15 pm

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After playing 200 games, AJ would have to take HGH too.

and still wouldn't win shite

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Whats your point?

That you started this thread immediately after Manning's SB win because you're a jealous bitch, and that's pathetic considering Bama just came off a national championship.

re: WARNING: The effects of butt chuggin'

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 2/7/16 at 11:07 pm

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For what it's worth AJs Chest Tat is fair game just like Peyton's conehead.

AJ's NFL experience is fair game just like his chest tat and Peyton's forehead. Motherfricker sits behind the Beige Water Pistol himself Andy Dalton.

re: WARNING: The effects of butt chuggin'

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 2/7/16 at 10:58 pm

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UASports23

Dude yall just won a National Championship, why are you acting like such a jealous bitch now?

re: Peyton didn't do anything.

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 2/7/16 at 9:25 pm

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don't see how UT can claim this one.

Kiss the ring

re: The Tennessee VOLS

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 1/24/16 at 6:56 pm

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Nopeee, you just underachieved again.

Media picked us 2nd, where we finished.

UGA was the favorite

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re: The Tennessee VOLS

Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper on 1/24/16 at 6:51 pm

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Ok, I'll one up you on that

When was the last time Tennessee finished in the top 10?

Sure, Ole Miss wins that one. But it's not really "one-upping" since we have all the hardware is it?

Look, I really don't hate Ole Miss. Y'all had a Damn good squad last year. I got Ole Miss and UT in ATL next year if I'm being honest. Best 2 QBs in the conference by a mile, and the east is extremely unstable other than UT, plus we get aggie out of the west.