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Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:06 pm
Posted by barneybamafan1978
Alabama
Member since Sep 2018
19 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:06 pm
tell your best bama story

-Barney Boy
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18751 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:07 pm to
Once upon a time, Barney Boy drank bleach. We all lived happily ever after.

THE END.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:08 pm to
One time a Bama fan got so mad after a loss they killed a person

One time a Bama fan got so mad they killed a landmark at a rival school

One time a Bama fan was so inbred he instinctively dipped his balls in another passed out man's mouth

So many good Bama stories
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49079 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:08 pm to
We won once a long time ago.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:09 pm to
You sure cry a lot to be a God
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49079 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:09 pm to
This is one of the best Bama alters yet.
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:10 pm to
We have the best alters don't we folks?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:10 pm to
How was that crying lol
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:13 pm to
What was the name of that one guy from Bama who managed to lose the Vietnam war and then went on to give his girlfriend HIV?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:14 pm to
He had the lowest GPA and standardized testing scores of any NCAAF athlete until Eddy Lacy
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:14 pm
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:21 pm to
This one time at football camp Bear Bryant was so drunk he stuck his dick in the ear hole of one of his players helmets and took a piss with said player still wearing the helmet. Golden Flake Potato Chips were so impressed with the Bear's impromptu golden shower that they decided to sponsor his weekly highlight reel TV show.

And now you know the rest of the story.


Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7908 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:22 pm to
Bama wins!!!!!!!
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:27 pm to
"It was my first game as Alabama's starting qb. We snapped the ball, I pitched it on the ground,and the other team fell on it. I knew I was going to get it from Coach Bryant, so I ran up to him on the sideline, just to get it over with. He was standing next to offensive coordinator Mal Moore. Coach Bryant looked at me and said, 'Kenny, Mal wants to apologize right now for calling that play.'" Kenny Stabler
Posted by barneybamafan1978
Alabama
Member since Sep 2018
19 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:32 pm to
agreed
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:35 pm to
Lot of respect for Stabler. Such a shame how he declined his last couple of years. One of the all time cool cats of football.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Lot of respect for Stabler. Such a shame how he declined his last couple of years. One of the all time cool cats of football.



I choose to remember folks in their prime. To me stabler will always be that cool cat who played for Madden.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:48 pm
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:46 pm to
One time I got a nudie pic from an Alabama sloot.
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8597 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:22 pm to
I miss the days when Bama fans wanted to leave the SEC, because they thought SEC refs were keeping them from winning conference games.
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