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SPLSU fans’ absence this week has been a gotdamn disgrace
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:09 pm
You limp wristed, soy milk drinking bitch boys only have the intestinal fortitude to show up and talk shite when life is good. You people weren’t cut out for this board.
For months and months, all we heard about was MUH 2019!!1!. Dynasty this. Reload that. Ensminger is a genius. Roll tide what frick you.
But now, look at you. You tiptoe around with your collective tails tucked between your legs like the yellow bellied, French heritage, World War invaded homos that you are - relying on people like TigerLunatik and SidewalkTiger, who is from Mississippi of all places, to carry your fricking water and take the beating for your cowardice.
Your heroes. Where are they? Where have they gone? Why have they left you? Think about that the next time you clap like mindless chimpanzees at their bottom tier internet using.
Frankly, I’m ashamed. I am ashamed for you, your families, and your grandchildren - who you will have to explain this to one day. “If you don’t learn anything else from Peepaw, remember that I taught you how to be a front runner.”
But, all is not lost. 2x Award Winning SECRant user Tuscaloosa is on his way. I’m going to walk my arse into Tiger Stadium, raise the collective testosterone level of that shithole by 40 fold, sit on the 50 yard line as the sun sets in the Western sky, and watch The University of Alabama kick your teeth down your splooge filled fricking throats. Then I will leave with your women and post about it on the internet.
Enjoy.
For months and months, all we heard about was MUH 2019!!1!. Dynasty this. Reload that. Ensminger is a genius. Roll tide what frick you.
But now, look at you. You tiptoe around with your collective tails tucked between your legs like the yellow bellied, French heritage, World War invaded homos that you are - relying on people like TigerLunatik and SidewalkTiger, who is from Mississippi of all places, to carry your fricking water and take the beating for your cowardice.
Your heroes. Where are they? Where have they gone? Why have they left you? Think about that the next time you clap like mindless chimpanzees at their bottom tier internet using.
Frankly, I’m ashamed. I am ashamed for you, your families, and your grandchildren - who you will have to explain this to one day. “If you don’t learn anything else from Peepaw, remember that I taught you how to be a front runner.”
But, all is not lost. 2x Award Winning SECRant user Tuscaloosa is on his way. I’m going to walk my arse into Tiger Stadium, raise the collective testosterone level of that shithole by 40 fold, sit on the 50 yard line as the sun sets in the Western sky, and watch The University of Alabama kick your teeth down your splooge filled fricking throats. Then I will leave with your women and post about it on the internet.
Enjoy.
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:13 pm to Tuscaloosa
This is what I imagine you look like right now typing this up...
Thanks for being such a big fan of LSU.
Thanks for being such a big fan of LSU.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:13 pm to Tuscaloosa
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SPLSU fans: a gotdamn disgrace
Shortened it for you and summarized.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
frick you and your shitty memes. We comin'.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
If we dont post, yall bitch.
If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.
Damn, make up your minds.
If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.
Damn, make up your minds.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:15 pm to SidewalkTiger
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If we dont post, yall bitch.
If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.
Damn, make up your minds.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:15 pm to Tuscaloosa
Present.
Do you promise to leave with my women?
Do you promise to leave with my women?
This post was edited on 12/2/20 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:16 pm to SidewalkTiger
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If we dont post, yall bitch.
If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:16 pm to SidewalkTiger
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If we dont post, yall bitch.
If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.
Damn, make up your minds.
Me using your name in the body of my post is code for stay the frick out of my thread, sir.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:16 pm to SidewalkTiger
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If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.
Horse
shite.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:16 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Damn, make up your minds.
We did, y'all are a bunch on inbred french bitches.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:17 pm to SidewalkTiger
Yell chill out like SummerGeorge says with your 3 lines of text and no exclamation point.
You should be more rational like the OP.
You should be more rational like the OP.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:17 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:17 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Tuscaloosa
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:18 pm to Tuscaloosa
I will say that "SPLSU" is less cringe than most of the shite your fanbase has created this week.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:18 pm to NPComb
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Yell chill out like SummerGeorge says with your 3 lines of text and no exclamation point.
You should be more rational like the OP.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:19 pm to EarlyCuyler3
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We did, y'all are a bunch on inbred french bitches.
Oh the ole gaslighting technique - used by only the smartest of gumps. I get it... If you say that another fanbase sleeps with their sisters then maybe the other fanbases won't catch us sleeping with our sisters.
You Bamms are a smart bunch of fellars.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
One shitty thread deserves a shittier meme.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:20 pm to Tuscaloosa
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ou limp wristed, soy milk drinking bitch boys only have the intestinal fortitude to show up and talk shite when life is good. You people weren’t cut out for this board.
For months and months, all we heard about was MUH 2019!!1!. Dynasty this. Reload that. Ensminger is a genius. Roll tide what frick you.
But now, look at you. You tiptoe around with your collective tails tucked between your legs like the yellow bellied, French heritage, World War invaded homos that you are - relying on people like TigerLunatik and SidewalkTiger, who is from Mississippi of all places, to carry your fricking water and take the beating for your cowardice.
Your heroes. Where are they? Where have they gone? Why have they left you? Think about that the next time you clap like mindless chimpanzees at their bottom tier internet using.
Frankly, I’m ashamed. I am ashamed for you, your families, and your grandchildren - who you will have to explain this to one day. “If you don’t learn anything else from Peepaw, remember that I taught you how to be a front runner.”
But, all is not lost. 2x Award Winning SECRant user Tuscaloosa is on his way. I’m going to walk my arse into Tiger Stadium, raise the collective testosterone level of that shithole by 40 fold, sit on the 50 yard line as the sun sets in the Western sky, and watch The University of Alabama kick your teeth down your splooge filled fricking throats. Then I will leave with your women and post about it on the internet.
Enjoy.
Well what the hell do you want non kool-aid drinkers to say. LSU is going to have 50 plus scored on them in the next 3 games. Ok, I said it. This team is now down to about I think 60 (after opt outs and injuries) scholarship players available. This is a 3-7 team, worst LSU team since 1999 DiNardo's last year (3-8).
take it easy, Alabama is going to win the game and likely cover (if betting is your thing).
This post was edited on 12/2/20 at 10:22 pm
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