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South v. Midwest
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:19 pm
Daily Reminder:
The South has the largest population, the most metro areas, the most total wealth as calculated by GDP, the best cities (Miami, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Nashville, D.C., Charleston, Palm Beach, Tampa, etc.), most beautiful coastline, strongest economy, second-best universities (after the Northeast), and highest influx of new residents of any region in the U.S. (South, Northeast, West, Midwest).
The Midwest has the lowest population, least metro areas, worst cities (Chiraq, Detroit, St Louis, Cleveland, etc.), worst weather, no coast, smallest economy, ugliest women, worst economy, and the greatest loss of residents of any region in the country.
Most Midwestern migrants who are fleeing that frozen shite hole are moving to the South (in particular, FL, TX, GA, NC, etc.).
This is also a daily reminder that Ohio State is a shite school that accepts well over 50% of its students and feeds most of its graduates to dilapidated pits like Cleveland and Cincinnati. Lastly, this is a reminder that five different SEC schools have won a Natty since the commencement of the 21st century, while the B10 has only one school.
The B10 thinks that adding Rutgers and UCLA gives them “coast to coast” hegemony. fricking hilarious.
The South has the largest population, the most metro areas, the most total wealth as calculated by GDP, the best cities (Miami, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Nashville, D.C., Charleston, Palm Beach, Tampa, etc.), most beautiful coastline, strongest economy, second-best universities (after the Northeast), and highest influx of new residents of any region in the U.S. (South, Northeast, West, Midwest).
The Midwest has the lowest population, least metro areas, worst cities (Chiraq, Detroit, St Louis, Cleveland, etc.), worst weather, no coast, smallest economy, ugliest women, worst economy, and the greatest loss of residents of any region in the country.
Most Midwestern migrants who are fleeing that frozen shite hole are moving to the South (in particular, FL, TX, GA, NC, etc.).
This is also a daily reminder that Ohio State is a shite school that accepts well over 50% of its students and feeds most of its graduates to dilapidated pits like Cleveland and Cincinnati. Lastly, this is a reminder that five different SEC schools have won a Natty since the commencement of the 21st century, while the B10 has only one school.
The B10 thinks that adding Rutgers and UCLA gives them “coast to coast” hegemony. fricking hilarious.
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:20 pm to ClassicCityAlum
We have people from Cleveland showing up to argue here? This seems random.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:22 pm to Mulkey Man
He's just some yankee who moved to Palm Beach a few years ago
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:23 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Is this a frick Ohio State thread?
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:29 pm to ClassicCityAlum
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the best cities (Miami, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Nashville, D.C., Starkville, Charleston, Palm Beach, Tampa, etc.)

Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:30 pm to ClassicCityAlum
DC is AIDS and is not part of the South
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:32 pm to cbi8
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D.C
I don’t have a degree in any geography-related fields, but I’m not sure this one belongs on the list.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:45 pm to ClassicCityAlum
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second-best universities
Lol
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:54 pm to Mulkey Man
techinically d.c. is a southern city
possible outdated BUT maryland and delaware were southern states possibly still are
possible outdated BUT maryland and delaware were southern states possibly still are
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:55 pm to ClassicCityAlum
south probably doesnt have second best universities just being honest...
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:07 pm to secuniversity
I get talking shite but when you have a state like Mississippi included…. I can’t believe this shite.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:09 pm to secuniversity
Mississippi needs a lot of work. The food options across that state are downright depressing
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:10 pm to texag7
and then still the fattest dont make sense
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:15 pm to texag7
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Mississippi needs a lot of work. The food options across that state are downright depressing
Had sushi once in Corinth, MS. God damn, what was I thinking. My roll was warm and didn’t even try the sashimi I ordered.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:22 pm to Bengalbio
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Corinth MS
What in the f*ck were you doing in Corinth? I've lived in North MS for 30 years and have never had a reason to go there. Every person I meet from Corinth looks like they are meth heads from West Virginia and drank radioactive well water. That is like the most undesirable place to visit in MS.
Its where the hoot owls f*ck the the chickens
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:24 pm to Bengalbio
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Had sushi once in Corinth, MS. God damn, what was I thinking. My roll was warm and didn’t even try the sashimi I ordered.
Buddy, this is less an indictment on Mississippi than it is on your own critical thinking skills.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:33 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Imagine unironically making a book long cope thread because you have such a big inferiority complex lol, leave it to Georgians
Haven't looked at a map with the great lakes on it?
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no coast,
Haven't looked at a map with the great lakes on it?
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:42 pm to lockthevaught
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What in the f*ck were you doing in Corinth?
In laws lived there, so, spent a bit (more than I wanted) of time up that way. A good time was cruising the Tombigbee, the section with all rocks along the canal.
To the other poster, yes, ordering sushi in Corinth when you see the sushi chefs are Hispanic is a bad idea. I knew it at the time; I know it now. Sister in law wanted to treat us city folk.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:44 pm to Murph4HOF
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DC is not part of the South
Yes it is.
DC has magnolias and crepe myrtles. It is a Southern city.
JFK put it best about DC, (paraphrasing) "DC has northern sophistication and southern charm. "
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