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Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by off_season
Florida
Member since Jul 2014
1083 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:52 pm to
"Sorry horns, no more easy W for you. We've moved on to having our shite pushed in by LSU."
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6242 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:54 pm to
LINK

I would call us more abusive than crazy...
Posted by JalapenoJoe
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2023
491 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:58 pm to
You poor lost souls! You cant even buy respect!
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2551 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Yall are the crazy ex and we have moved on to playing a far superior program as our final game of the season.

Hope PTB are wise enough to keep it that way.
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You left out the part where you've "Moved on"
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:02 pm to
I'd consider selling the house and moving to get away from this "psycho bitch". Better quality of life
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:20 pm to
we were never in a marriage, we competed on the field. that you would prefer to run away again only solidifies your place as bitch boy in this state.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:28 pm to
Run away? You usually want to get as far away as possible from the "crazy ex". I should know - I had one.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3098 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

but they haven’t played in a conference title game in 25 years and probably won’t for another 25…


Aggy has not played for a conference title since I have been alive.

Think about that.
Posted by bigbopper
Houston
Member since Jul 2015
1217 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

I'd consider selling the house and moving to get away from this "psycho bitch".


You reek of fear.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2865 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:33 pm to
Buster with dildo pics in 3…2…
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

You reek of fear.
Nobody likes the "crazy ex". Nobody likes Texas. Do the math, tshirt ...
Posted by ianfson1
Houston
Member since Aug 2009
1120 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

We took people at their word. Shame on us when the snake of an ex is trying to move into the neighborhood. The rest of the SEC will eventually learn about you dildos but it will be too late.

Just feel fortunate the SEC fans didn't have a vote on whether or not you got into the conference in the first place. You guys act like you are a charter member of the SEC when you're just a bunch of johnny come latelys. We didn't want you in the first place.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:53 pm to
I'm okay with leaving the SEC. Like I said, not my decision. Not yours either.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3098 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

You guys act like you are a charter member of the SEC when you're just a bunch of johnny come latelys. We didn't want you in the first place.


Dude, you are going to make the aggy cry.

If you posted that on Texags there would be a rash of suicides.

Aggy-Draggies are sensitive.
Posted by bigbopper
Houston
Member since Jul 2015
1217 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:00 pm to
If you couldn’t win anything in the Big 12, and can’t win anything in the SEC, what makes you think it will be different in yet another conference?
You have a yellow streak running down your back a mile long. Eye opening stuff.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:09 pm to
Sure thing, tshirt. You are too stupid to have graduated from Texas. It's a good academic school
Posted by bigbopper
Houston
Member since Jul 2015
1217 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:12 pm to
Ah man you got me so good!!

This is a fantastic melt.
Carry on!!
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3098 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

If you couldn’t win anything in the Big 12, and can’t win anything in the SEC, what makes you think it will be different in yet another conference?

Rough stuff there.

Every aggy does this every day...looks in mirror...."we have the best facilities, we have more money, we have more 5 stars....why can't we win championships....we don't people like us...why do I have the urge to wear a dress?"

Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4158 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Yall are the crazy ex and we have moved on


You sound like a childless, recently divorced, 39 year old broad who makes crying TikToks about how she is completely over her ex husband.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5421 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Buster with dildo pics in 3…2…


Sorry, I was taking a nap in the deer blind.



The one thing that the donghorns can claim fame for is that the are the only university in the history of man to have a dildo parade.

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