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Smokey's ready to Party!

Posted on 9/27/12 at 8:10 am
Posted by PhillyTide
The One Who Knocks
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 8:10 am
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 8:10 am to
WTF?
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
18996 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 8:12 am to
Are you trying to say Smokey is going to funnel a box of Franzia?
Posted by Jerry the Clown
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 8:14 am to
Fark Board
Posted by Ozmoesis
Bristol, VA
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:51 am to
Is Smokey the source of Franzia? I'm so confused, and somewhat disgusted.
Posted by Nortizzle
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:00 pm to
:kill:
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:01 pm to
richt once turned water into franzia
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12266 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:02 pm to
I prefer to stick a bottle straight in, but to each his own i guess
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:09 pm to
Maybe you missed this article that UT Frats love to "butt chug": This is just messed up



Oh btw, all UT folks just lost their gay joke privileges against A&M.
This post was edited on 9/27/12 at 12:45 pm
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

lost their gay joke privileges against A&M.


You won't be the judge of that
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:20 pm to
Butt chugging is very economical, it takes far less alcohol to get hammered because it goes directly into your bloodstream. No stomach or liver to get in the way.
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

richt once turned water into franzia



I heard it was Riesling. Who's your source?
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:34 pm to
II Bobo 3:13-15
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
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Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Butt chugging is very economical, it takes far less alcohol to get hammered because it goes directly into your bloodstream. No stomach or liver to get in the way.


God post

Posted by bulldawger
Fish Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2010
2882 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

II Bobo 3:13-15


That's always been one of my favorite versus.

But I'm partial to the gospels according to Grantham. Jarvis 1, verse 3

"Thou shout like a mother fricker to get your point across."
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14411 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:40 pm to
So Smokey shits Franzia?
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:42 pm to
Slap. That. Bag.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:43 pm to
Slap and tickle
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
8714 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Butt chugging is very economical, it takes far less alcohol to get hammered because it goes directly into your bloodstream. No stomach or liver to get in the way.



Remind me never to party with you. I've been pretty broke at times in my life but never did I think, "You know, instead of buying more beer how about you take a plastic tube and shove it up my arse and pour some down! It'll save us a couple bucks!"

My arse is exit only and I sure as hell don't want my guy buddies messing around with it. If that is what it takes to be SEC ready it just ain't happening for me.
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