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re: Shadow Staff rules according to the NCAA: Sark related

Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:23 pm to
By the way, RB10 would answer your original question with an emphatic "Yesss!!"
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:24 pm to
There's a whole Shadow rulebook that only applies to Bama.

Only Saban can decipher it and he does so by placing it into a hat with special seer stones.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94909 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:24 pm to
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He was on the field for practice. Just couldn't help the players.
Correct. Seems crazy the players will be dealing with a coach who had never had interaction with them all season. Wink wink

Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:24 pm to
You been butt sore ever since Bama ruined boogers Heisman season and DH took over.


Now nanas

Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:29 pm to
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Correct. Seems crazy the players will be dealing with a coach who had never had interaction with them all season. Wink wink



It's probably not that crazy. At this point in the season they aren't going to throw out the playbook Kiffin and Saban used, they just need someone else calling the plays in that book. And Kiffin wasn't doing a great job of it. Saban thinks Sark will.

You're trying to read this as the players will have to learn a whole new playbook.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:30 pm to
I'm sure he knows the players. Nothing says he can't talk to them.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94909 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:31 pm to
So what does he talk to the about? Their favorite Hardy Boys book?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:31 pm to
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If you hadn't been so busy fapping to Sark's booger eating, you'd have noticed that his headset had no mouthpiece...he could only listen to in-game staff communication and not contribute.

He had a tiny mic hidden in his nose
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:33 pm to
The Clue in the Embers
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35445 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:34 pm to
Will you fricks stop quoting me on this

First bmy, now you...
Posted by BAMAneck
Lee county
Member since Aug 2016
1784 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:35 pm to
The BUTT HURT is strong with this one ..... vagisil suggested .
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:35 pm to
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He had a tiny mic hidden in his nose



Yeah, and he got nervous about being on tv and got rid of the evidence.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:37 pm to
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So what does he talk to the about? Their favorite Hardy Boys book?
Non-coaching stuff. I don't know. I don't sit at the table with them. But do you think he's been there for 6 months and hasn't said a word to the players?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35445 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:38 pm to
"Participation" is the word to be expanded upon.

There is nothing against them being on the practice field or on the sidelines during games. Participation = Coaching.

Sark is always on the practice field when Bama is, and is on the field for warmups before heading to the booth.

Mike Locksley and Bobby Williams both are on the sidelines despite having "off the field roles".
Posted by Humanelement
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
1366 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:38 pm to
Gobble some cock bitch we don't give a fuk who your god dammed OF is gfy.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:40 pm to
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Gobble some cock bitch we don't give a fuk who your god dammed OF is gfy.
This post says otherwise.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94909 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

aching stuff. I don't know. I don't sit at the table with them. But do you think he's been there for 6 months and hasn't said a word to the players?
No. I think he has been illegally coaching them, because how the hell can you prove otherwise?

Of course they are coaching them. Every analyst for every team is. That is why this will eventually be against the rule.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:41 pm to
The next great poet of our times ladies and gentlemen.
quote:

Gobble some cock bitch we don't give a fuk who your god dammed OF is gfy.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

The BUTT HURT is strong with this one ..... vagisil suggested .

I named a Hardy Boys book
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47715 posts
Posted on 1/2/17 at 2:55 pm to
Just wait. If Sark shits the bed in the title game Lil Nicky will throw his arse under the bus and tell everybody he's back on the sauce as a reason for cutting him loose. Saban is the dirtiest player in the game.
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