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Seriously, does Lane turn into Zion?
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:30 pm
Let's be real. I talk shite about the University of LSU all the time. But damn I gain 10 pounds every time I go to the boot.
So does Lane ditch the hot yoga and beef up like Zion Williamson?
Over/under on 20 pounds the first year
So does Lane ditch the hot yoga and beef up like Zion Williamson?
Over/under on 20 pounds the first year
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Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:31 pm to AshleySchaeffer
He was doing hot yoga the first day in baton rouge. He's locked in.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:31 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Jealousy noted
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:32 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:33 pm to AshleySchaeffer
He's obviously taking ozempic rather than making healthy life choices.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:34 pm to AshleySchaeffer
He’s gonna spend so much time fricking the for cause girls that LSU conveniently places near him that he will never put on weight.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:34 pm to Kenna City Solja
That's a grade A rant right there 
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:36 pm to Kenna City Solja
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I don’t know, but I have to share this from the Pelicans board
Haha top tier melt here
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:37 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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the University of LSU
What a dumb bitch !! Hahahahaha!
Get back in the kitchen dummy !
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:39 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Cocaine and ozympic.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:40 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Still obsessed I see, I'm so sorry he didn't choose Florida lol
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:42 pm to AshleySchaeffer
People that have had substance abuse problems typically have some weight and skirt chasing issues that never go away. Once you go down that road, it is pretty hard to go without some sort of vice. I'd say good food and ladies are a bit less self destructive than drugs/booze so enjoy.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:46 pm to AshleySchaeffer
I don't know about Lane, but I would be one fat arse son of a bitch on the po' boys alone. Wait til he discovers sauce piquant.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:51 pm to supersaints9
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supersaints9
Well well well, look who's back. If it isn't the pigeon toed sasquatch from Saskatoon who likes to play with his mama's udders
How about I whip you up a fresh cup of deez nutz you can savor for the holidays
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:44 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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How about I whip you up a fresh cup of deez nutz you can savor for the holidays
It figures you would be one of the Alphabet letter people. “ ASHLEY”
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:45 pm to Kenna City Solja
He needs an award for that. Mastery of the English language.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:49 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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Well well well, look who's back. If it isn't the pigeon toed sasquatch from Saskatoon who likes to play with his mama's udders How about I whip you up a fresh cup of deez nutz you can savor for the holidays
I laughed
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Depends on whether or not he can kick the cocaine habit. He slimmed down once he started hitting the blow hard.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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Seriously, does Lane turn into Zion?
Look guy.... he already told UF to piss off, and told your older brother FSU to stop calling.
Get over it.
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:57 pm to AshleySchaeffer
What is "hot" yoga? How is it different from regular, not hot yoga? Is it hot in a literal sense, like temperature hot? Or is it hot because only attractive women are involved? (Count me in by the way, but only during the sessions when Lane isn't there).
Is there a "cold" yoga?
Is there a "cold" yoga?
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