re: SECRant March Madness Bracket results deemed invalid through an independent investigation

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Nobody's stopping you. Just make sure the person running it has finished school.

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Well that rules out you

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Well that rules out you

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That rules out over 75% of the posters on the board.

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That rules out over 75% of the posters on the board.

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1. That a disproportionate number of the 64 posters selected (15) were LSU posters

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is 23% really disproportionate on an LSU site? Unless you were indicating that it was too low.

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2. That one member school (Vanderbilt) had zero representation yet members of a third-rate university fanbase (UCF) were allowed in

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not surprising given the low brow nature of the board; a troll from a transient party school is likely a better fit

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That the seedings were deliberately set up to advance certain individuals while putting better posters at a disadvantage

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the tougher bracket/seeding argument is a loser's logic.

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That the bracket was designed deliberately to keep one or more fanbases out of the final 16, 8 and 4.

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akin to the logic in #3, but with a bit of dickriding another poster just because they cheer for your team feel to it

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That two board administrators (Chicken and LewDawg) were allowed to compete, which compromises their ability to properly administer and do their jobs

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Given the rather loose moderation of this board, I bet they managed to be nominated in a thread and accomplish their daily MOD duties just fine

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That a poster voted worst poster on both the Tiger Rant and SEC Rant by a near unanimous vote (Wild Thang) made the cut. 

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every competition is made better with a heel

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That peej (Dukke V) made the cut

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this one sounds a bit melty; it was a rather straightforward nomination process, and I doubt he has enough alters or ability to really affect the result.

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That the event was moderated and sponsored by an active participant.

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as long as he added the votes up correctly, it shouldn't be a factor.

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As a result, the tournament is effectively nullified and may resume once the aforementioned discrepancies have been resolved

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now, we can all stop holding our breath and let the contest continue.

Independent investigation has been deemed invalid by the associated governing bodies as the legal team investigating the process and results have no legal standing, and have furthermore been found to be biased being that they have a noted and registered affinity for all things coming out of College Station, TX. The SECR March Madness bracket is unaffiliated with any governing body apart from that of the original poster heretofore known as Diddlydawg7.

The following is issued as legal notice:

Whereas- Diddlydawg7 did indeed take it upon himself to create the SECR March Madness Bracket, and

Whereas- DiddlyDawg7 received no funding from outside sources, and

Whereas- DiddlyDawg7 did utilize only his own intellectual property to conceive the SECRant March Madness Bracket,

It is hereby noted that the SECRant March Madness Bracket as created in the SEC Rant falls neither under the purview nor scrutiny of any outside entity.

Any attempts to scrutinize, investigate, or indict the well-meaning of the SECRant March Madness Bracket, as originally conceived by DiddlyDawg7, by any entity without prior consent, and written and recorded authority from the creator of said thread, are hereby considered null and void, and without legal standing.

Anyone found attempting to hi-jack said thread and/or competition shall be found guilty of a level seven-hundred-eighty-six misdemeanor and shall be subject to a maximum penalty of one day of self-imposed social distancing from this message board, and a fine of two rolls of toilet paper and one bottle of hand sanitizer.

Well done.

Gimme back my tournament or face legal consequences

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Gimme back my tournament

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But you said it was his!

Once he had Lew on his side it was over.


Wait, Lew give me my Sig and avi back