SEC Shorts - if dating was like recruiting

Bar has been set so high, that one did not measure up.

Couple of things.

Too much focus on the Saban recruiting and stringing players out.

Didn’t have the premier smoke show community player playing the 5 Star woman.

Didn’t cover the way other coaches might approach their dates ... missed opportunities especially with Kirby, Proot, Mullens, Boom, etc. Especially with O though ... could’ve been epic.

Props and scenery were seat of the pants, a let down.

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The taking out the trash/husband material gig ... I snort-laughed.

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So did my wife.

I don’t get it.

I take the trash out, I recycle and all. But the trash trash I like to compact it a few times before I take it out whereas she wants me to take it out while it’s still fluffy and half full.

Men are just much more practical and efficient when it comes to trash.

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if dating was like recruiting

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EVERYONE would have the herpes.

if dating was like recruiting --> we'd ALL need STD shots and pill packs...

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I like to compact it a few times before I take it out

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Old school method


Next time she brings it up ask her if she wants sex to go 5 mins or 5 hours

That usually ends that discussion.