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re: SEC Rant Keywords and Phrases

Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:08 am to
Posted by Russianblue
Member since Nov 2007
1868 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:08 am to
quote:

Oh... you should add "Stiff Dew".


absolutely ?? LMAO!

Posted by Criticalmass
Member since Jun 2022
464 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:19 am to
Steven/Stephan/Phtevan et al
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35499 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:22 am to
Two things:

It's spelled tGrindr, not tGrinder, because grindr is Tinder for homos.


Should be tFlagship. Lot of these old sayings have t small (t) in front, as was the fashion at the time.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
52000 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:46 am to
raped over Kohls

The Russian

Juurden Hair Voodoo

sloppy seconds- coaching hires

Roll the dice- bet on lawsuits to protect team

Strike up the band!

glue player

coach on the field

Free beer for life
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
72 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 3:09 pm to
Thanks to magildachunks, jangalang, kilo, Russianblue, Radio One, and Criticalmass for these wonderful and latest additions to the list.

Did slight rearrangements by putting all school designations/nicknames at bottom of list together.

Added Bert.

Fixed tGrinder to tGrindr.

Added tDecline.

Arranged all the "t's" sequentially.

Did not add coaches' initials as it is too commonplace; everyone does it.

Added Germans - Might not be unique to SEC Rant, or even sport's message boards, but was used here enough to feel like it belonged on the list.

Added Sharkfricker. Even though it was another coach nickname, it was seemingly unique to this board, even if it maybe wasn't I don't know. It was too funny to leave off.

Added 1980.

Added Too much Bama in him/her

Added Tim Teblow

Added The Custody Battle - Nickname of the LSU/Texas Games. Winner gets custody of Aggy.

Added 2020*.

Did not add Tucky. That would be like adding Bama or Mizzou, too generic.

Added The Running of The Gumps.

Added Stealing from Children Cancer Patients / frick Them Kids.

Added Stiff Dew.

Did not add Steven/Stephan/Phtevan. Don't really want to get into individual poster nicknames unless they actually become a phrase like It's Altie. That could maybe be another thread as it would be so many names.

Added tFlagship to compliment Flagship.

Added Raped Over Kohl's.

Added Jurdin Hair Voodoo.

Didn't add the Russian. Doesn't seem to have been used enough yet to become closely associated with the board.

Added Sloppy Seconds.

Didn't add Roll The Dice. Maybe other posters can help me determine if that term is well known here or not and has been heavily used.

Added Strike Up The Band.

Not sure about glue player, coach on the field, and Free beer for life.

Free beer for life is a well known saying but, it's been around forever and not just here and not really heavily used here to make it sort of belong on the list.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9693 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Ticky-Tack.


When has this been mentioned?

What even is it?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102224 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 3:59 pm to
Response thread
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1913 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 4:31 pm to
TLDR.

Meet me at Sonic after your melt.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
72 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

When has this been mentioned?

What even is it?


Ticky-Tack is a common complaint, in game threads especially, about questionable referee calls.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
72 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 5:57 pm to
quote:


TLDR.

Meet me at Sonic after your melt.


TLDR is already listed, as is Meet Me at Sonic. The after your melt ending doesn't seem to be that frequently used.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
72 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Response thread


This is another one that should have long ago been listed. Thanks for the reminder, CNB.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Parts unknown
Member since May 2014
8154 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:08 pm to
Finna eat” - associated with 20-40 year old basement dwellers who think they are hip by repeating a common player saying from several years ago. Prevalent amongst LSU and Tennessee fans, but not limited to those two fanbases.

Starting a sentence with “I mean” when not being asked for clarification - associated with low IQ, poor grasp of the English language, and generally poor communication skills. Instances observed across all fan bases.

Racial slurs, generally racist - Indicates a post by NFLSU or one of his alters.

This post was edited on 2/14/26 at 6:14 pm
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
72 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

“Finna eat” - associated with 20-40 year old basement dwellers who think they are hip by repeating a common player saying from several years ago. Prevalent amongst LSU and Tennessee fans, but not limited to those two fanbases.

Starting a sentence with “I mean” when not being asked for clarification - associated with low IQ, poor grasp of the English language, and generally poor communication skills. Instances observed across all fan bases.

Racial slurs, generally racist - Indicates a post by NFLSU or one of his alters.


I added Finna Eat, Mojo. Good mention.

About NFLSU, maybe another thread can be started to list all the posters.
This post was edited on 2/14/26 at 6:53 pm
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
72 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

tRide has been opined by some to be more enjoyable to witness than tGrind. I can understand why you would be unsure about it's grandeur, as tRide has been a shell of itself during the BK era. Pretty much non-existent the past two seasons if we're being honest.

But I can assure you that it will make it's triumphant return next August as the Kiffin era begins and I no longer work Saturdays.


Added tRide, Magildachunks. You convinced me. It's listed in the t's section.
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