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SEC Nursery Rhymes
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:42 am
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:42 am
Feel free to add your own, here are mine:
Row row row your Tennessee
Gently down the stream
Fulmer, Dooley, Jones, it doesn't matter
Once again a 5-7 team
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin have you any titles
No sir no sir not a single conference title
Not one with Case Keenum
Not one with Johnny Manziel
Not one with 3 first round draft picks and returning Heisman Winner
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin have you any titles
No sir no sir not a single conference title
Wee Willy Muschamp losing to GSU
He needs a winning season or else he is through
Yelling at his players, steam blowing out of his ears
Will they have another bad season or is this their year?
Hickory Dickory Dock
Les Miles can't manage the clock
The clock struck zero
Les Miles tried to spike the ball
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three Fat Alabama Lineman
Three Fat Alabama Lineman
See how they waddle
See how they waddle
They all ran after the Auburn player
Who blew by them and said see you later
Did you ever see such a crazy end
As Three fat Alabama Lineman
Row row row your Tennessee
Gently down the stream
Fulmer, Dooley, Jones, it doesn't matter
Once again a 5-7 team
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin have you any titles
No sir no sir not a single conference title
Not one with Case Keenum
Not one with Johnny Manziel
Not one with 3 first round draft picks and returning Heisman Winner
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin have you any titles
No sir no sir not a single conference title
Wee Willy Muschamp losing to GSU
He needs a winning season or else he is through
Yelling at his players, steam blowing out of his ears
Will they have another bad season or is this their year?
Hickory Dickory Dock
Les Miles can't manage the clock
The clock struck zero
Les Miles tried to spike the ball
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three Fat Alabama Lineman
Three Fat Alabama Lineman
See how they waddle
See how they waddle
They all ran after the Auburn player
Who blew by them and said see you later
Did you ever see such a crazy end
As Three fat Alabama Lineman
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Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:43 am to goldennugget
fricking terrible.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:43 am to goldennugget
These are awful 
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:44 am to goldennugget
If you could develop cancer from reading something truly awful, we would all be diagnosed.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:44 am to goldennugget
Embarassing to even read.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:45 am to 3andOut
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:47 am to goldennugget
If all of you haters can't do any better than I suggest giving your own other wise get lost
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:48 am to goldennugget
Beyond fricking terrible
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:52 am to goldennugget
Little goldennugget
Sat on his tuffet
Posting some awful rhymes
They all sucked arse
The downvotes came fast
And all he could do was cry
Sat on his tuffet
Posting some awful rhymes
They all sucked arse
The downvotes came fast
And all he could do was cry
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:53 am to craigbiggio
quote:
Little goldennugget Sat on his tuffet Posting some awful rhymes They all sucked arse The downvotes came fast And all he could do was cry
Mine were better
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:54 am to goldennugget
quote:
goldennugget
Hickory Dickory Dock
You Choked on a cock
The clock struck Ten
You sucked it again
Hickory Dickory Dock
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:54 am to goldennugget
You crammed way too many syllables into your lines, flow was shite
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:56 am to craigbiggio
quote:
Little goldennugget
Sat on his tuffet
Posting some awful rhymes
They all sucked arse
The downvotes came fast
And all he could do was cry
Takes notes Nugget
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:59 am to goldennugget
Gary Gary Quite Contrary
What makes your Tigers go
With Georgia players being hurt
And Florida sucking like dirt
Missouri's cracks this year will show
What makes your Tigers go
With Georgia players being hurt
And Florida sucking like dirt
Missouri's cracks this year will show
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:00 am to goldennugget
quote:.Didn't read
goldennugget
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:02 am to SpartyGator
quote:
.Didn't read
But you cared enough to post in this thread
You truly are goldenugget'sessed
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:03 am to goldennugget
quote:
Gary Gary Quite Contrary
What makes your Tigers go
With Georgia players being hurt
And Florida sucking like dirt
Missouri's cracks this year will show
Is this real life?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:05 am to goldennugget
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:05 am to goldennugget
You are fricking terrible. GTFO
I wish there was an RA choice for stupid shite started another thread. That would clean this place up a bit.
I wish there was an RA choice for stupid shite started another thread. That would clean this place up a bit.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:06 am to goldennugget
Well now we know why Maya Angelou died. Mother Earth knew her successor had arrived.
Keep up the outstanding work 'nugget. I'm sure even Keats had his haters.
Keep up the outstanding work 'nugget. I'm sure even Keats had his haters.
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