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re: SEC Coaches Cookout

Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:56 pm to
Chip shows up, cooks his hotdog in 13 seconds, puts in on the bun and then drops it.
Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6842 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:57 pm to
I don't know but Brett eats the most, Sumlin passes out drunk, Mac inserts his penis in the fish dip, no one undestands a word O says and Malzhan's wife blows everyone.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Malzhan's wife blows everyone.



Not Saban
He would never allow it.
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3135 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:04 pm to
A box of oatmeal creme pies, black coffee and sarcasm.
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

Lane Kiffin shows up with a bag of coke.




Sarkisian shows up with a bag of Lay's chips, throws it on the table and heads straight for the wet bar. Isn't heard from for the rest of the night......
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

heads straight for the wet bar.


Guy is already lit when he walks in.

Pulls up in his car and knocks over the fountain in the front of Saban's house
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10895 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:14 pm to


Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:18 pm to
All this talk about Waffle house....


God dammit only thing i miss about the south
Posted by Hair of the Dog
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2005
2205 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:19 pm to
McElwain is Saban's guest and brings shark steaks and PB&J sandwiches.
Sumlin: chitlins

Orgeron: Bananas Foster and other goodies from Brennan's
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2405 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Bielema

Sloppy joes
Banana pudding
Turkey Hamburgers
Hotdogs
Sausage
Deer Steak
Fried Apple Pies
Chocolate Chip Cookes
10 pounds of Bacon
Oatmeal Cookies
Apple Pie
Ribs
Brisket
Bratwurst
kabobs
Pulled Pork
BBQ Sammiches


Sure. Like all of that would actually make it to the cookout.

As for Orgeron, what else? He would bring the corn dogs.
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10675 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Sumlin brings neck bones.



now now now we all know Sumlin is in charge of the booze
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:41 pm to
Oreos....
Whos bringing them?!?!?!
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27424 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Bielema

Sloppy joes
Banana pudding
Turkey
Hamburgers
Hotdogs
Sausage
Deer Steak
Fried Apple Pies
Chocolate Chip Cookes
10 pounds of Bacon
Oatmeal Cookies
Apple Pie
Ribs
Brisket
Bratwurst
kabobs
Pulled Pork
BBQ Sammiches


That's pretty inconsiderate to not bring anything for the other coaches. Selfish.
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6945 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Oreos.... Whos bringing them?!?!?!


Charlie Strongs wife?
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 5:13 pm to
Derrick Mason brings kale dip....UK Stoops brings bourbon balls...Sumlin bitches about the chocolate fricking up the bourbon taste
Posted by 83dawg
Cumming, GA.
Member since Sep 2012
803 posts
Posted on 11/18/17 at 12:21 am to
If Jim Chaney happens to sneak in,party is over,no food left...
Posted by SECaptain
Member since Jan 2017
333 posts
Posted on 11/18/17 at 12:36 am to
All of em said fark saban and his shitty hospitality.

They loaded up and went to coach O's establishment and catered a lot better food from the local area and much colder beer.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/18/17 at 12:45 am to
Our coach will provide the music because you know all Saban has is left-over zydeco records he hasn't gotten around to throwing out yet. And you know Orgeron will try to play them. Violently if necessary. Also shirtless whether necessary or not.
Posted by Stillinthegrove
Tupelo, MS
Member since Dec 2012
294 posts
Posted on 11/18/17 at 12:49 am to
Matt Luke: cold chicken tenders
Posted by msu202020
Member since Feb 2011
4142 posts
Posted on 11/18/17 at 8:11 am to
Mullen

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