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re: SEC Coaches Cookout

Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:29 pm to
Gus brings a to-go plate from Waffle House. Something scattered for O, and smothered and covered for Kirby.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:30 pm to
All coaches fired mid season are eligible to come.

Mac shows up with the guest.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17749 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Mullin's wife just because he hasn't done a big mouth crazy milf in the last week


Jeebus, this is pathetic


How long has it been ,man? Cam is going to retire before the Auburn bittermen let it go
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Jeebus, this is pathetic


for real?

Thought it was pretty funny.
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:32 pm to
Who is Barry Odem will bring the rolls because Mizzou has been rollin' lately!
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:33 pm to
So after pounding a few beers, the guys get rowdy and start some events.

What do they play?

Saban suggest Oklahoma Drills.

Muschamp suggest lawn golf.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17749 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

for real? Thought it was pretty funny.


Not the joke. The fact that he's mad online at Mrs. Mullen.


Still.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 3:35 pm
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:35 pm to
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The fact that he's mad online at Mrs. Mullen


Oh didn't see that.

Not MIlfy enough though.


Should def take Muschamps.


Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

bring the rolls



Na he'll bring white bread.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63999 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:35 pm to
If Kiffen shows up, he and Kirby kick flops and toss visors, and Kirby DDT’s him on the lawn before dragging his body to the lake out back and letting nature take over.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17749 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:38 pm to
And all the coaches shuffle around, nervously looking at their watches. Everybody has to get the Mrs out of there before Hugh Freeze shows up with the real party
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79111 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:39 pm to
Coach Oeaux would be uninvited
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:42 pm to
Stoops brings bourbon and kicks in the bathroom door after Lane locks himself in there to hide from Mullen for banging his wife.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 3:43 pm
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

letting nature take over.



I don't like the sound of that.

Seems like with that he will return as some mutant plant thing similar to like Bane or Poison Ivy in Batman
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:44 pm to
Saban is pissed because once again he's missing recruiting visits.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Stoops brings bourbon


And everyone keeps talking/asking about his brother.


Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:50 pm to
Hugh brings a box of Bibles and a bag of burn phones.
Posted by Orange_and_Blur
Gainesville
Member since Nov 2017
644 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:51 pm to
aint nobody got time for this
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:51 pm to
Gruden shows up to troll Tennesee fans and brings a banana
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