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re: Sark's wife banged a UT player?
Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:32 pm to ColoradoAg
Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:32 pm to ColoradoAg
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Must be tough being married to Pee Wee Herman
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And seriously, she is married to Pee Wee Herman.
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I guess Pee Wee wasn’t man enough to satisfy her
Getting some decent mileage out of the Pee Wee Herman thing, looking forward to your next banger.
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Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:35 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
He looks like Pee Wee Herman. Even my wife took a look when I told her he looks like Pee Wee Herman and said, yeah cannot blame her for banging a football player instead.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:41 pm to ColoradoAg
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Even my wife took a look when I told her he looks like Pee Wee Herman and said, yeah cannot blame her for banging a football player instead.
Sounds like she’s talking from experience. Good for her.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 3:48 pm to TexasOnTop
"Dirtburglars" is an insult for Sooners as in the 1880s original sooners who claimed their free land before the starting date/time for the Oklahoma Land Rush. The Sooners got their land by cheating.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:01 pm to TexasOnTop
My wife wouldn’t have to settle. She has aged incredibly well. I’m a lucky guy …
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:04 pm to TouchdownTony
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What was she doing hanging around Knoxville
Isn't that where UT located? She must've gotten the UT confused.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:05 pm to TrueLefty
She was looking for somebody who doesn’t look like they stepped out of Sesame Street.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:06 pm to Tideroller
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What the heck is DirtBurglars?
Sounds like a gay term... fudge packers, butt pirates, shite stabbers, etc.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:33 pm to Stinger_1066
Cheating in general is rampant, but especially so when you mix obscene amounts of money with middle age people on a college campus with co-eds and stud athletes.
How many coach’s marriage and career has been ruined by the coach or their wife hooking up with a college student. It has to be a huge temptation. I want to believe I could resist but you never know. Yeah, I’m a dirty old man.
How many coach’s marriage and career has been ruined by the coach or their wife hooking up with a college student. It has to be a huge temptation. I want to believe I could resist but you never know. Yeah, I’m a dirty old man.
This post was edited on 7/28/24 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:33 pm to Monsusta
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Sark was hooking up with female cheerleaders.
I bet your daughter fricks the football coach when she goes to college
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:38 pm to Miznoz
Monsusta will never attract a woman to marry. Haven’t you been paying attention?
Posted on 7/28/24 at 4:38 pm to TouchdownTony
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What was she doing hanging around Knoxville
Posted on 7/28/24 at 5:12 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
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I won’t believe it until I hear it from a Razorback.
Hogville has had this scoop for 4 days now. Guess its legit
Posted on 7/28/24 at 5:27 pm to ElChupacabra
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So the only two places that are "hearing these rumors" are DirtBurglars & TexAgs, sounds legit.
I guess you can’t make this shite up….oh wait…I guess you can.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 5:35 pm to Stinger_1066
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It would explain their oddly-timed divorce announcement from a few days ago.
I thought it was because she didn't feel accepted in the SEC.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 5:50 pm to patillac
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Oh she bad. Definitely wasn’t settling for one penis.
My only question is, did she have to pose as a tranny to get the Texas player into bed.
Ha. Very well done.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 5:59 pm to ColoradoAg
Sark was eating his boogers instead of her.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 6:02 pm to Jack Daniel
I was told they are known as TEX now in the SEC.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 6:03 pm to Landmass
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Sounds like a gay term... fudge packers, butt pirates, shite stabbers, etc.
They are actually more like landsharks of the soil... if you will.
Posted on 7/28/24 at 6:08 pm to MurphyGator
They are UTrans
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