Sankey needs to issue warnings

That would require him to be proactive and actually take a stance on something other than following stronger men. Easier to be a cuck.

Stop being a big pussy. You folks act like you've never been involved in a big game before. Kiffin will be fine. It'll just be drunk fans hurling obscenities, which happens at every SEC game.

He's too busy trying to read the billboards.

The lights flickered inside the SEC meeting room, casting a grim shadow over the league's coaches.In a bizarre, satirical twist of college football fate, LSU coach Lane Kiffin found himself trapped as the middle section of a horrific, experimental football formation: a human centipede of play-callers, stitched behind Steve Sarkisian and ahead of an energetic young coordinator.Rival coaches watched in sheer horror, expecting panic. Instead, Kiffin just shrugged, adjusted his visor, and leaned completely into the absurdity. True to his unfiltered social media persona, he pulled out his phone and immediately tweeted: "Honestly? The view isn't great, but the synergy here is elite. #TransferPortal #CoachingTree ????." While the rest of the room panicked at the grotesque scene, Kiffin just smiled, entirely content to absorb the bizarre offensive scheme firsthand and turn the ultimate nightmare into a viral marketing stunt for BatonRouge.