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Red river “rivalry”
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:26 pm
A little history:
UT/OU hold hands and try to go to PAC
PAC doesn’t want academic embarrassments Raider rashes and Colin cowboys.
OU/UT hold hands and say they’re staying in the B12 together.
OU/UT together ask to join SEC.
This is such a hardcore rivalry. Y’all hate each other so much that you depend on each other and lick each others’ buttholes.
UT/OU hold hands and try to go to PAC
PAC doesn’t want academic embarrassments Raider rashes and Colin cowboys.
OU/UT hold hands and say they’re staying in the B12 together.
OU/UT together ask to join SEC.
This is such a hardcore rivalry. Y’all hate each other so much that you depend on each other and lick each others’ buttholes.
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Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:28 pm to Dallaswho
It’s the red river shootout
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:31 pm to Dallaswho
Mizzou only wishes they had a respectable and reputable rival. Mizzou ran from their only rival, Kansas.
Good news is OU will play start playing Mizzou again, hopefully this makes you feel special.
Good news is OU will play start playing Mizzou again, hopefully this makes you feel special.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:32 pm to Jrv2damac
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t’s the red river shootout
Shootout was too violent, like border WAR.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:32 pm to Dallaswho
shootout
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:34 pm to five_fivesix
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shootout
It’s actually the showdown now.
OK and TX never even shot at each other like MIZ and Kansas did.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:37 pm to five_fivesix
The television show Ozark, I believe, takes place in Missouri.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:37 pm to Jimmy Montrose
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The television show Ozark, I believe, takes place in Missouri
Fake. Filmed in GA
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:38 pm to Dallaswho
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MIZ and Kansas
no one gave a frick about it then, same as now.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:42 pm to five_fivesix
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no one gave a frick about it then, same as now
It’s cute your rivalries are actually lovefests and are coordinated together.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:56 pm to Dallaswho
Given the total domination that both OU and Texas have on your arse, I totally understand this micro dick energy thread. Hang in there bud.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:59 pm to B_dub
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Cleveland Clinic
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Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:00 pm to B_dub
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total domination that both OU and Texas have
What happened last couple times we played?
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:04 pm to Dallaswho
Life is tough when you're small and nobody notices you huh?
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:04 pm to B_dub
"Academic embarrassments?" BloU maybe, but you might want to check the rankings for Texas. If we were coming alone we'd give the SEC a bump, but with bloU coming with us it's about break even.
The only reason the Pac passed (other than being dumbasses, look where they are now) was because of LHN. In fact we'd still be in the Big 12 now if ESPN doesn't work out a deal to end LHN early so we could join the SEC. Of course we weren't just going to give up the $30+ mil per year from the LHN without adequate compensation, and neither the Big 12 or Pac could provide that with their tv rights package. The rest is history.
*Kicks off shoes and makes self at home*
Edit- I see now you were talking about TTech and Okie Lite for academics. While true it's still dumb..the Pac would still be a P5 conference if they make that deal..nobody gives a frick about anything but the money football brings in.
The only reason the Pac passed (other than being dumbasses, look where they are now) was because of LHN. In fact we'd still be in the Big 12 now if ESPN doesn't work out a deal to end LHN early so we could join the SEC. Of course we weren't just going to give up the $30+ mil per year from the LHN without adequate compensation, and neither the Big 12 or Pac could provide that with their tv rights package. The rest is history.
*Kicks off shoes and makes self at home*
Edit- I see now you were talking about TTech and Okie Lite for academics. While true it's still dumb..the Pac would still be a P5 conference if they make that deal..nobody gives a frick about anything but the money football brings in.
This post was edited on 12/16/23 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:07 pm to 49 to nada
I didn’t say UT was an academic embarrassment. That would be stupid. I was referring to the Raider Rashes and the Colin Cowboys that came along with the initial deal.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:12 pm to Dallaswho
what's your point here? that rivals working to ensure they stay in the same conference somehow diminishes the rivalry?
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:16 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
Ya because when I have a rival the first thing I want to do is prop them up.
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:17 pm to Dallaswho
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Ya because when I have a rival the first thing I want to do is prop them up
Is that why you dodged Kansas last year?
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:23 pm to Dallaswho
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Ya because when I have a rival the first thing I want to do is prop them up.
You don't need to worry about that. You're completely irrelevant as an institution. There's literally nothing Missouri could do to "prop up" basketball blueblood Kansas.
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