Really Aggies WTF????

We fought to bring you into the conference to be our allies against the tyranny of Alabama since they basically do all the exact same shite that Texas does. (Except they split the money) Bama didn’t even want you bitches.

Of Course, we wanted better access to the Texas recruits, etc,

You have beaten bama one damn time, and now instead of fighting for fairness, justice and equity, (Which I thought were Texas values too.) you have become Bama little bitch????

Did Big ole Texas frick you up that bad? Do you suffer from “battered spouse” syndrome or something? Are you incapable of standing up for yourself and destined to be a beta?

We are going to have to continue these beating until you show some improvement. But it’s not out of hatred, or malice it’s out of friendship, We want and need you to grow a pair and “man up” To be our partners not little wierd kids hidding in the closet. You can do this. Step one is admitting you have been abused and have a problem.

We even scheduled your former abuser, Texas for next two years so you can watch us put them in their place and kick their arse. After that let’s talk, you can do this, you can get your manhood back. We will help you again. We need you to “man up” you still have your balls, I promise, they don’t vanish when unused for years.

Your friends,

LSU