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PSA: Jizz jars are not allowed in Jordan Hare Stadium

Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:12 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:12 am
Recommended that they be left at your tailgate, or perhaps back in Texas.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:12 am to
There's no jizz in those jars this season.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:13 am to
Feel free to walk on our grass though.
Posted by Blake R
Member since Jun 2010
1376 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:14 am to
quote:

There's no jizz in those jars this season.


Wrong, they're still full. Sad fapping is still fapping.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:16 am to
For half a second I thought this was going to have a link to some actual official release.
Posted by mattytiger123
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2014
3022 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:16 am to
I got mine in without a problem.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:16 am to
quote:

For half a second I thought this was going to have a link to some actual official release.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55303 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:19 am to
We left 1000's of full ones there in 2012. Can we have them back?

And why attempt to troll us? We are too far gone
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 10:21 am
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:22 am to
where did the whole jizz jar thing come from, anyway? I'd never even heard of it until tRant
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 10:23 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49150 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:23 am to
This will go well...
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:25 am to
quote:

And why attempt to troll us?


just like teams have a routine, so too do fans. You can't expect us to disrupt ours because you guys are in shambles.
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 10:26 am
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:25 am to
Arkansas game is the last time the Aggies had a reason to use their jizz jars anyway
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2900 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:25 am to
A&M fans have forgot that football is a thing by this point in the season.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55303 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:28 am to
quote:

you guys are in shambles.



Understatement of the year


quote:

just like teams have a routine, so too do fans. You can't expect us to disrupt ours


Very well, carry on but your hooks will come up empty
Posted by Realistic Ag
Member since Jun 2014
1896 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:59 am to
I just look at my South Carolina jar and remember the happy times.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Jizz jars are not allowed in Jordan Hare Stadium


Well that's just not very good southern hospitality right there.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145153 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:14 am to
Megacasty auburn. Mega fricking casty
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Well that's just not very good southern hospitality right there


We do allow empty 20oz plastic water bottles
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

We do allow empty 20oz plastic water bottles


Are lids/caps allowed for easy storage?
Posted by Greg09Ag
Third Coast yuh heeeeard
Member since Sep 2011
3168 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:44 am to
Jordan hare is lucky we're in a spiral of suck. Otherwise I'm not sure the stadium could withstand the force of the white wave from the mass of jizz jars over flowing.
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