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re: PREMATURE E-GUMPULATION-----HELP IS AVAILABLE
Posted on 10/28/09 at 11:26 am to RedElephants
Posted on 10/28/09 at 11:26 am to RedElephants
I'm getting myself pumped up for the 6-3 shitstorm this game is going to be! 
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Posted on 10/29/09 at 8:43 am to sorantable
An exciting Breakthrough today !
Our counseling team has secured the services Of Dr's Vinkman & Weiner of the famed Zurich Institute.
As you may know, they were instrumental in assisting The 2000 Al Gore Campaign with their healing following their "bestest victory ever", limiting the fall-out to two dozen low-level suicides.
In addition, they helped Joanie deal with her break-up with Chachi (after the invitations went out) and of course have spent many years nursing this guy LINK back to health.
We do what we can.
Because we care.
:jump1: :jump2:
Our counseling team has secured the services Of Dr's Vinkman & Weiner of the famed Zurich Institute.
As you may know, they were instrumental in assisting The 2000 Al Gore Campaign with their healing following their "bestest victory ever", limiting the fall-out to two dozen low-level suicides.
In addition, they helped Joanie deal with her break-up with Chachi (after the invitations went out) and of course have spent many years nursing this guy LINK back to health.
We do what we can.
Because we care.
:jump1: :jump2:
Posted on 10/29/09 at 8:50 am to Lsupimp
The Pimp now owns all dem Bama Bitches!Put em to work Sir Pimpster!
Posted on 10/29/09 at 10:17 am to toratiger
This is a great service you are offering the gumps LSUPimp. You are a man of the people. 
Posted on 10/29/09 at 10:37 am to Lsupimp
quote:
Lsupimp
Fan of 80's movies? I like Fletch and Ghostbusters, too.
BTW, the OP is classic. Actually, some trough-like tones to it...only not as obscure. Strong work.
Posted on 10/29/09 at 11:12 am to Lsupimp
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You can lead a Flowoodian to water, but al he wants is an over priced sandwich at Newks...
By the way guys, thanks for trivializing an important matter here.
We were SAVING LIVES before we got sidetracked here!
Don't take it too hard Pimp, we can only help those that want help. Many of the Gumps are too delusional to seek out help.
Posted on 10/29/09 at 11:18 am to PsychTiger
The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
The second step is to stop saying "Saban Bless You" after a random person sneezes in public.
The second step is to stop saying "Saban Bless You" after a random person sneezes in public.
Posted on 10/29/09 at 12:54 pm to Lsupimp
We're back, and ready to help.
(Thanks to Chicken for removing the anchor
)
(Thanks to Chicken for removing the anchor
)Posted on 10/29/09 at 1:03 pm to PsychTiger
Wow.
Glad to see this problem get the recognition it deserves. Somebody temporarily lost their mind.
Someday my name will be mentioned along with the great humanitarians...Mother Theresa, Jonas Salk,Dalai Lama, Martin Luther King Jr., John F. Kennedy (for his er, um seminal work with Marilyn), Nelson Mandela, LSUPimp and Mahatma Gandhi.
I just care more.
Glad to see this problem get the recognition it deserves. Somebody temporarily lost their mind.
Someday my name will be mentioned along with the great humanitarians...Mother Theresa, Jonas Salk,Dalai Lama, Martin Luther King Jr., John F. Kennedy (for his er, um seminal work with Marilyn), Nelson Mandela, LSUPimp and Mahatma Gandhi.
I just care more.
Posted on 10/29/09 at 1:10 pm to Lsupimp
I posted some possible source images for the logo on the Fark Board. Add some if you have any ideas.
Posted on 10/29/09 at 7:36 pm to Lsupimp
A new toll free line will be available following the LSU Bama game for any suffering Bama fans
1-800-DUM-GUMP
1-800-DUM-GUMP
This post was edited on 10/29/09 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 11/1/09 at 11:05 am to PsychTiger
1-800-SAD-GUMP
OR
1-800-DUM-GUMP
Operators will be standing by to direct Gump callers to:
Clinical psychologists
Psychiatrists,
Grief specialists
Lou Holtz
Post-traumatic-stress -disorder specialists
Suicide hotline lackeys
Indian faith healers
Dale Brown
New age gurus
and Your Humble Pimpness & His much more esteemed colleagues.
We are trained to talk you in from the ledge.
OR
1-800-DUM-GUMP
Operators will be standing by to direct Gump callers to:
Clinical psychologists
Psychiatrists,
Grief specialists
Lou Holtz
Post-traumatic-stress -disorder specialists
Suicide hotline lackeys
Indian faith healers
Dale Brown
New age gurus
and Your Humble Pimpness & His much more esteemed colleagues.
We are trained to talk you in from the ledge.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 9:13 am to Lsupimp
After arduous negotiations we have secured the services of the esteemed Dr. Lucy.
She specializes in football-related psychological trauma.
She specializes in football-related psychological trauma.
Posted on 11/7/09 at 12:57 am to Lsupimp
I am making the coffee and preparing for a 72 hour Gump-Angst-A-Thon.
Highly-trained therapist/operators will be standing by.
Much pain in the very near future for Alabama.
But Your Humble Pimpness will be here to help the Gumps navigate through the grief just in time to wrap up the season with a cupcake or two and a bowl loss.
Highly-trained therapist/operators will be standing by.
Much pain in the very near future for Alabama.
But Your Humble Pimpness will be here to help the Gumps navigate through the grief just in time to wrap up the season with a cupcake or two and a bowl loss.
Posted on 11/7/09 at 1:14 am to Lsupimp
You do a good deed here pimp. A good deed.
Posted on 11/7/09 at 1:20 am to siliconvalleytiger
I do what I can. *looks longingly at self in mirror
The Gumps are people too. *hopes perfect karma is not ruined with one lie
The Gumps are people too. *hopes perfect karma is not ruined with one lie
Posted on 11/8/09 at 9:02 am to Lsupimp
BUMP
Posted on 11/8/09 at 10:01 am to grogger
classic.....
Posted on 11/8/09 at 10:05 am to grogger
Posted on 11/8/09 at 10:05 am to RedElephants
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