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re: Predict Cam's Heisman speech
Posted on 12/7/10 at 6:43 am to RiverHog
Posted on 12/7/10 at 6:43 am to RiverHog
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Well, first of all let me say that I can finally stop fronting to the media by riding around on that lil' scooter and start whippin' my Escalade.... Damn ya'll don't know how hard that scheme really was to pull off. God bless America, and may God bless Auburn boosters. See ya on Sundays next fall! I'm out this piece bitches(knocks over podium and walks out with Cecil, Pat Dye and family attorney)....
this, but adds....."and like my dad likes to say, it ain't gonna be free next time"
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Posted on 12/7/10 at 7:12 am to Warfarer
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frick those queers on my team, they ain't shite. I'm the man and I'm going pro mother frickers. Peace I'm out!"
Posted on 12/7/10 at 7:46 am to Lsuhoohoo
"any other female reporters willing to drink me and coach Taylor's sperm juice?"
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:06 am to DeeHorton
"I'd just like to say...I truly enjoyed running the table in the SEC and the rest of our schedule"
.......13-0 bitches........
.......13-0 bitches........
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:10 am to havoclax
When the Lord be blessin', the devil be messin'
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:13 am to Lsuhoohoo
Dad, why didn't you think about adding a bonus provision for winning this stupid arse trophy? You're fired.
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:40 am to Head Hog
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I would like to first thank Bobby Lo....I mean Coach Dy...I mean Coach Chizik. Without him my family wouldn't be ric...I mean I would have not had an oppurtunity to fulfill this dream of playing for Mississ...um Auburn. There were one hundred and eigh...um several reasons my dad, I mean I knew Gator Natio...uh Auburn was the place for me. As I was writing this speech on my lapto....uh..nevermind. Whew, I must admit I am a little nervous right now, but when the devil be bles..I mean when God be mess..uh....well....camjuice and yellawood...urrr well dad....oh yeah, he's not here...well I would just like to say in closing that I want a daycare one day and uh...I...uh...WDE
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:44 am to cyde
You guys are going to be surprised how well spoken Cam really is. He gives pretty legit press conferences, actually sounds pretty mature.
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:45 am to Ross
"Dolla dolla billz y'all!"
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:46 am to DvlsAdvocat
woot woot makin it rain
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:47 am to Ross
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You guys are going to be surprised how well spoken Cam really is. He gives pretty legit press conferences, actually sounds pretty mature.
If that's true, I really will be surprised, Ross, because I've seen him in press conferences so far and he kind of sounds like a retard working on a dock somewhere.
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:53 am to usc6158
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"I"m rich, Bitch!"
"Hey Dad, you wanted to know if I am that thug that people have made me out to be or the good son that you raised? I'm that thug WITH a Heisman Trophy. Who's gonna stop me now, bitches?!"
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:54 am to Ross
Lemme thank eerbody fo dis chedda yall got me. Bought some fiyah arse shite wit dis. Anyway im da reaszon we her so I desrve dis her trophy. They aint shite witout me but dem bitches know dat. *takes long pause while drinking cammmy cam juice from a pickle jar* My bad lil nervus her gotta wet da whistle. So lemme thank dem hoez that be doing my work at Awburn. shite witout dem I wouldnt be her. Let me shoot some props at the way of Mr. Lowder and friend. Them 200 stacks help a brotha sleep well at night namean!! Let me not draw dis her shite out anymore. WHOOOODY WHOOOODY WHOOO WHAT THE frick YOU GON DOOOO!! *takes another swig of cammy cam juice* *drops mic and walks off state like Randy Watson*
This post was edited on 12/7/10 at 10:55 am
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:55 am to cyde
Try some of his press conferences before all of this stuff blew up.
He was always unselfish, putting the reasons for winning on his teammates, always saying he never cared about the Heisman due to it being an individual award.
You just gotta trust me, he's very well spoken.
He was always unselfish, putting the reasons for winning on his teammates, always saying he never cared about the Heisman due to it being an individual award.
You just gotta trust me, he's very well spoken.
Posted on 12/7/10 at 10:57 am to Ross
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would like to first thank Bobby Lo....I mean Coach Dy...I mean Coach Chizik. Without him my family wouldn't be ric...I mean I would have not had an oppurtunity to fulfill this dream of playing for Mississ...um Auburn. There were one hundred and eigh...um several reasons my dad, I mean I knew Gator Natio...uh Auburn was the place for me. As I was writing this speech on my lapto....uh..nevermind. Whew, I must admit I am a little nervous right now, but when the devil be bles..I mean when God be mess..uh....well....camjuice and yellawood...urrr well dad....oh yeah, he's not here...well I would just like to say in closing that I want a daycare one day and uh...I...uh...WDE
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:02 am to Ross
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Try some of his press conferences before all of this stuff blew up.
That's what I'm referring to.
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You just gotta trust me, he's very well spoken.
I'll do that. Maybe he just does better when he's shooting from the hip instead of saying something he rehearsed (no, I don't necessarily mean canned lawyer comments.)
This post was edited on 12/7/10 at 11:03 am
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:09 am to Lsuhoohoo
he will call Wu Tang to the podium where Cam will join them in going through the chorus
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
get the money
Dolla dolla bill y'aauhhhaaaauhhhhahhhauhhhhll, YEAH
seriously, the generic speech of the OP is pretty accurate.
I really wonder if Cecil will be there though
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
get the money
Dolla dolla bill y'aauhhhaaaauhhhhahhhauhhhhll, YEAH
seriously, the generic speech of the OP is pretty accurate.
I really wonder if Cecil will be there though
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:14 am to Rohan2Reed
You don't believe in God???
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:14 am to razorbill
Now this is gonna be good 
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:18 am to Ross
(Insert 5th Amendment rights against self-incrimination here)
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