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Pondwater Jack is guaranteeing victory over Texas A&M
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:26 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:26 am
Shoot the messenger if you want, but as the legal representative of pwj, he wanted me to send this message ("massage" is what he called it)
Ole Jacks came up to Fayetteville last weekend for the game, without tickets, but he sat on the grassy knoll on the NE side of the stadium where you can see in for free. He had a whale of a time, got drunk and did actually get arrested for public intox during the 4th quarter. But since jail space is limited in Fayetteville, the cops booked him and then dropped him off at the Econo Lodge.
He was so excited, he went across the street to the Dollar General and bought a couple cartons of Epsom salt, and while he was back in the motel room soaking his feet in the salt, he had a revelation.
Arkansas will beat Texas A&M this week. Pondwater Jack guarantee.
Folks, Jack Blassingame is staking his reputation on this prediction. He said it's his "iron clad lock" of the week, and for the betters, he said take it as free money.
Lock
He said he'll be by here later to speak with you all on this matter. He asked me if I would be able to get dry ice going to smoke up his entrance back to the rant, but of course I told him that's not something that can be done on message boards. Not sure he understands, but anyway, he's stopping by soon.
Ole Jacks came up to Fayetteville last weekend for the game, without tickets, but he sat on the grassy knoll on the NE side of the stadium where you can see in for free. He had a whale of a time, got drunk and did actually get arrested for public intox during the 4th quarter. But since jail space is limited in Fayetteville, the cops booked him and then dropped him off at the Econo Lodge.
He was so excited, he went across the street to the Dollar General and bought a couple cartons of Epsom salt, and while he was back in the motel room soaking his feet in the salt, he had a revelation.
Arkansas will beat Texas A&M this week. Pondwater Jack guarantee.
Folks, Jack Blassingame is staking his reputation on this prediction. He said it's his "iron clad lock" of the week, and for the betters, he said take it as free money.
Lock
He said he'll be by here later to speak with you all on this matter. He asked me if I would be able to get dry ice going to smoke up his entrance back to the rant, but of course I told him that's not something that can be done on message boards. Not sure he understands, but anyway, he's stopping by soon.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:27 am to Harry Rex Vonner
and not a single frick was given
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:29 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Why don't you just log into your Pondwater Jack profile and post?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:29 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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and not a single frick was given
Solomon, that's not a very nice thing to say
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:30 am to Harry Rex Vonner
There is no Dollar General within walking distance of the EconoLodge in Fayetteville. Post is bullshite.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:31 am to Numberwang
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There is no Dollar General within walking distance of the EconoLodge in Fayetteville. Post is bullshite.
God dammit OP.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:32 am to Numberwang
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There is no Dollar General within walking distance of the EconoLodge in Fayetteville. Post is bullshite.
he was pretty sure it was Dollar General
either way smart guy, pwj is gonna have your arse in a sling soon
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
We need a 4 way thunderdome between DanMullens4Life, mizzoukills, Sleeping Tiger, and PWJ. 4 weird arse dudes enter, 1 weird arse dude leaves.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:38 am to EKG
Bob Barker, I'll just let Jack answer your question.
He's probably going to requre an apology from you though.
FYI
He's probably going to requre an apology from you though.
FYI
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:38 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Is J Holly's gout flaring up at all? I would feel better about the game if so.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:39 am to Harry Rex Vonner
EKG, is that your head cheerleader in that picture?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:40 am to Stonehog
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Is J Holly's gout flaring up at all? I would feel better about the game if so
Stone I'm not sure.
I don't know if the Epsom salt thing was in direct relation to his gout, and I think his gout subsided a bit after that last junior college commitment last week.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
How is jack recovering financially after that run-in with the Nigerian soccer fans? Will betting on this stone cold lock make him whole again?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:47 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Yep. He's enjoying some bacon and a cup of .
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:48 am to TheDrunkenTigah
Drunkart, I'm going to let Jack answer that when he comes by. But I don't think it's been a good economic recovery for ole jacks.
I think the county has been paying his gas and water bill for him and he's gotten some financial help from a Freewill Baptist Church.
I think the county has been paying his gas and water bill for him and he's gotten some financial help from a Freewill Baptist Church.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:49 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Tell pwj I miss him
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 am to Rig
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Tell pwj I miss him
tell him yourself later on here.
I think he wanted to also say thanks to Lee Country Tiger, whoever that is
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Mighty nice of you to work pro bono for old jack. Dry ice ain't cheap, my mother taught me that.
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