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re: Petrino had a female rider in motorcycle crash
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:02 pm to gatordmb89
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:02 pm to gatordmb89
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I'm out of this shitty thread now, until more details are released.
It's only gonna get worse with more details.
Good luck.
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Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:02 pm to sasrocks
well that's your prerogative. Hopefully this is BP's wake up call and he'll shape up. I'm willing to forgive and move on, especially considering the success and revenue he's brought to the university since his hiring.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:03 pm to Latarian
I expected you to take a more cynical and humorous approach to this one to lighten the mood from DaleMFDenton's posting
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:03 pm to Sao
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rez-erection
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:04 pm to gatordmb89
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Oh, and DaleDenton's retard arse. Here is a quote from your savior about his cell phone.
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The University of Arkansas released a statement concerning the accident:
“Coach Petrino was involved in a motorcycle accident on Sunday evening that involved no other individuals. He is in stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery. Our family appreciates respect for our privacy during the recovery and we are grateful for the thoughts of Razorback fans at this time.”
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Well when I came out of the ditch there was a lady there that had flagged down a car.
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Did the people that picked you up know who you were? I didn’t feel like they did, no. They didn’t talk like they did.
Oh, and DaleDenton's retard arse. Here is a quote from your savior about his cell phone.
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and so I got in the car and they headed towards Fayetteville. In the meantime on my cell phone I had a call from Lance King, so we set up a place to meet, and then he brought me to the hospital. The first call I made was to Doctor Arnold, to tell him I needed to get to the emergency room.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:04 pm to BamaNixon
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FAYETTEVILLE — Jessica Dorrell, who was hired last week to an administrative role within the Arkansas football department, was on the back of Bobby Petrino's motorcycle when it crashed Sunday in Madison County, according to the accident report released Thursday by the Arkansas State Police. The report contradicts a statement made by the Petrino family through the University of Arkansas athletics media relations office on Monday stating the Razorbacks' football coach was the only individual involved in the accident. Petrino crashed his Harley-Davidson around 6:45 p.m. Sunday on Arkansas 16 near the rural community of Crosses, about 23 miles southeast of Fayetteville. According to the report, Petrino and Dorrell were picked up by Benjamin Adam Williams, Jody Diane Stewart and Williams' 12-year-old son, all of Ozark. Petrino and Dorrell were transported to the intersection of Huntsville Road and Crossover Road in east Fayetteville, where Dorrell departed the vehicle. Petrino was met there by Capt. Lance King, an Arkansas state trooper who serves as his security detail during football season, and transported to Physicians' Specialty Hospital in Fayetteville. King is also the commander of Arkansas State Police Troop L, based in Springdale. According to the report, Dorrell was not injured in the accident. Neither Petrino nor Dorrell was cited by police for the accident. Petrino suffered four broken ribs, a neck sprain and a cracked vertebrae in the accident, he said Tuesday. Dorrell was not injured, according to the report. Dorrell, 25, is a former volleyball player at the UA and had previously worked for The Razorback Foundation Inc., the university's private fundraising arm. She was hired as student-athlete development coordinator for football on March 28.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:04 pm to Latarian
In Petrino We Trust
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:05 pm to Stonehog
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...serves as his security detail during football season
Do ho ho ho looks like someones cell phone was working
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:05 pm to Swoopin
oh I did earlier but even my sarcasm is no match for the truth. what a fricked up situation, the SECR did not disappoint, laughed my arse off all afternoon reading this thread and the guestbook.
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:06 pm to Latarian
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Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:07 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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It's only gonna get worse with more details.
Good luck.
I challenge you to a help board duel.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:07 pm to Latarian
Can I call you LaMFtarian?
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:07 pm to Latarian
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well that's your prerogative. Hopefully this is BP's wake up call and he'll shape up. I'm willing to forgive and move on, especially considering the success and revenue he's brought to the university since his hiring.
Agreed. I dont wish bad on you all for this. It is s shitty situation. People frick up. I hope he gets his shite together.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:07 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:08 pm to Swoopin
i requested a name change to Latarian Thug POS on the help board but it went ignored
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:08 pm to DaleDenton
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has motorcycles. And those motorcycles have to be ridden with girls with blonde hair. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Paul Finebaum? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Arkansas Football and you curse my needs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that this wreck, while tragic, probably saved our season. And my sexual desires, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves our season...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at tailgate parties, you want me on that blonde. You need me on that blonde.
We use words like pig & sooey...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself erection to a bunch of psychos who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very football success I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you lose some teeth and become an Auburn fan. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
from: Col Nathan R Jessup
4/5/2012 5:58:33 PM
Easily one of the funniest things I have ever read on this site.
We use words like pig & sooey...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself erection to a bunch of psychos who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very football success I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you lose some teeth and become an Auburn fan. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
from: Col Nathan R Jessup
4/5/2012 5:58:33 PM
Easily one of the funniest things I have ever read on this site.
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:10 pm to Hawgwash
LMMFAO
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:10 pm to KaiserSoze99
Chappaquiddick Incident
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:10 pm to Hawgwash
Petrino
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:10 pm to joeyb147
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Well when I came out of the ditch there was a lady there that had flagged down a car.
"She looked like the lady I just threw off my motorcyle but the sun was in my eyes so I'm not sure."
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